Is it me or do people get kinda snitty when they are called out on their creepy, pervy sex crimes?

Oh you’re just saying that because he’s almost certain to immediately (checks notes) go back to selling weapons that will help kill hundreds to thousand of black and brown people…but hey, they’re just ignorable numbers to Twitter at large, so who cares?

Good! But I’m a little worried that the phrase “no reasonable person could believe” doesn’t mean as much as it used to.

Um...NO...
Sauron, the Maiar was a servant of the fallen Vala, Morgoth, nee Melkor. He never fell from the sky, he most likely travelled to Middle-Earth with his master or joined him there at some later time. If anything, Morgoth is a closer approximation to Lucifer, as he was of the highest angelic order who rebelled…

Yeah, I’d want more for releasing that guy than just Brittney. A lot more.

Oh, I can think of quite a few reasons to call the cops. But I definitely don’t trust them to deescelate a situation like a mental health crisis.

When you burn yourself on your own hot take.

I’m not seeing thirst for a 17 year-old from the author either but I’m starting to find it sus that you are so determined to find proof of adults being into underage kids here, to the point that you can’t even understand the actual story. Fucking weird. 

Oh what the fuck, this article is really poorly written: “Seeing as Schnapp was one of the breakout stars of the show, and the entire country has watched him mature from pipsqueak to fully-evolved teenager complete with a shockingly deep voice that triggers me all the way back to my high school cafeteria, the actor…

Jezebel follows up with shitty article that sides with Doja because......teen is a male??? and DM’s are more important than using a teen to facilitate Doja’s perverted solicitation of a coworker?

No, she’s trying to fuck a 29 year-old, and hit up a 17 year-old to get his contact info. Go back and read the whole thing and actually pay attention this time. 

Yeah it’s weird that this article is like, trying to Minority Report Noah Schnap instead of calling out Doja’s behavior.

Hey, Emily, don’t be a hack. Respond to these criticisms of your terrible take where you blame a child for an adult’s predatory behavior.

Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, Emily?

Doja is an adult, messaging a child actor, asking him to help her sleep with his adult co-star.

THAT is what happened here.  Fuck right off with this horrible take.

Doja cat is consistently problematic and stupid. she frequently gets on instagram live and says vile, shitty stuff about people a lot less powerful, rich, and famous than she is. as many have pointed out, it’s really fucking weird she DM’d noah for this purpose. but it is infuriating that this article treats doja like…

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Oh my bad I got the names mixed up 

Pushes for Lizzo to keep publicly harassing Chris Evans... Sides with anti-vaxxer Doja for what is ultimately a harmless mistake, since, as is pointed out in the article, EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW HOW SHE FELT.

I realize that everyone is focusing on doja but shouldn’t we also be discussing the fact that the person who wrote this is not only also weirdly fantasizing about a child but also in all likelihood even older than doja?

I don’t know about Rudy but I think Trump eventually convinces himself that lies he made up are actually true.