Maybe so, but I still love this song.

No one should give a fuck about the opinions of a man who chose “Tracii Guns” as a stage name...

“I was saying ‘boo-halen’.” ~ Hans Moleman

Also if he though EVH was Meh, he’s really not going to give half a fuck about Dee Snider and Tracii Guns opinions.

To be fair, who does?

Maybe I’m old, but I don’t get the Twitter’s obsession with asking a stranger a question for which you’ve already decided that there is only one acceptable answer. 

If you’re going to ask David Crosby a question on Twitter you should really be prepared to not like the answer.

Also if he though EVH was Meh, he’s really not going to give half a fuck about Dee Snider and Tracii Guns opinions.

If Tracii Guns and Alex Skolnick are multi-millionaires in the year of our lord 2020, I need to reach out to them for investment advice.

So many dumb things, 1) asking David Crosby about EVH’s death...like, who cares what David Crosby thinks about that... 2) the odd answer (again, to a question he clearly didn’t even care about) 3) other wildy-offended multi-millionaires immediately lashing out inane screeds upon him for not paying the respect they…

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”

This was 100% intentional. This article omits context and the Cali republican party response. They are being jerkoff trolls and probably hoping that they can create a couple fraudulent ballots in the process...but mostly, they are trolling. 

Yeah that girl had full in crazy eyes.  Pretty sure that wasn’t her dog either. 

It kind of worked on me, as I’m now convinced that the dog is racist...

It’s likely a conspiracy, but a conspiracy of dumb.

There was a story in the news yesterday that said that early votes, and mail in ballots that can be counted, are leaning highly democrat in all national races. Like in the 70% range. Way to early to call any race; but that has to be worrying Republicans and having them reaching for every dirty trick they can think of.

i have this on my truck window:

A friend filming an update called the young man a “true hero.”

The funny part about it is that they are likely reaching mostly their own voters. How many democrats are following the pastor of a right-leaning church, or a regional field director for the California Republican Party, or are checking the Fresno county Republican party website? The conspiracy theorist in me wants to…

Geriatric jingoists?

Yeah I recognize that shuffle to his feet as what my grandma’s dog does when he’s afraid of another, angrier dog. That is a “get me out of here!!!” shuffle