I want my MTV.

It’s one of those crimes they can toss at just about anyone to give them an excuse for further shit.

Jaywalking: the Gateway Crime? Maybe he thought ‘if this guy has such disrespect for crosswalks, then maybe he’s in a rush to go do something really bad with that bag!”

Everything they promised would be free has in fact been free. The Wastelanders expansion was free. The seasonal Battle Passes are free. The backpacks, vendor machines and other meaningful content and features have been free.

God, Guns, Gyms and rump:

Um... Gold bars came out with the wastelander expansion, and Earle just got released with the first legendary run which was a few months AFTER gold bars etc was put in the game, so you are wrong in regards to your comment of “You know, all things that came out after the stuff you mentioned” Gold bars are a currency…

Love the “Clay” reference!

That’s like... A popular opinion. It's not the best, but it's not uncommon

Bethesda open world games are my favorite all time games. I am probably the only one that feels that way, though.

It’s a solid game with a good community. The hate-jerk online is just that. Hell, look at the first starred comment on this thread. Every time there’s an article about Fallout 76, without fail someone jumps on to signal how much they hate it with their edgy take.

Flyrone. Take your star from beyond the grave. For I am deceased. 

Raised by Salvadoran women, they have this ability to hide their true facial emotions and lull you into a false sense of safety before the surprise ass-whoopin comes.

One way to tell if a livestock animal is sick/near death is the amount of flies it has on it.  Even an animal like a chicken will make an effort to keep the flies off until it’s so ill that it just can’t put up the effort anymore.  This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw that fly on Pence’s coiffure. 

No Superfly?

You got it, you just didn’t notice it because you received it in increments of about $20/paycheck. They did everything they could to ensure that the meager tax break working people received was enough that they could brag about it in debates but not enough that it impacted your life in any meaningful way. Not to…

Uhhhh....I literally went from RECIEVING tax returns to PAYING $5k.   Fuck this entire administration in their stupid fuck holes.

So the one lie that made me just “shut da fuq up already with this bullshit” right off the bat was Penis talking about that 2 grand that we all supposedly got because of Orange Julius’ tax cuts.

The tragedy is that he didn’t get to live to learn the important lesson here.

So I was up most of the night after the “debate” and started thinking of names for the fly:

Black women are face ninjas. They can cut your heart out without ever saying a word.