Congrats, your medal is in the mail.

Ah yes, “the bleeding hearts”.

Nuh uh, you are...

Look, ya kook, how about who cares?

Nobody was going out of their way to watch Robin Williams. We liked him, but we didn’t buy tickets.

Blac Chyna’s insta video is in slow mo and it is incredible. Turn on your sound and enjoy. 

Congrats on typing all of that just to get to the real axe you have to grind;

Oh ok cool guy. Thanks for letting me trigger you.

Ok. Then why are you even here?

Yawn.

Since no one will answer you directly, allow me;

I’m sorry, when did we all start believing that original release dates were real?

She’s not going to have sex with you, no matter how hard you stan for her..

She’s not going to have sex with you, no matter how hard you stan for her..

but significantly less annoying and stupid.

Sometimes, just having a big turdcutter and generic Euro-face qualifies American worship.

You clearly do not understand what grooming is. Look it up.

This article is a cry for help.

Yikes, I hope you didn’t pull anything with that stretch..

“This man tried coming to my house, he cut around my block, and he tried shooting me. … He act like he got a gun, and I shot him.”