This is already a pretty Internet-famous car story now

Your flow of logic is a bit broken. If someone else wrote this and you read, you’d agree it makes no sense either

Obviously he uses the above pictured Corolla for missions in America

I’ve always agreed that a car in the shape of a shitty econobox makes for a far better espionage car

Nice Initial D reference

You should the cleverness and originality on your ‘Kia sucks’ or actually learn enough about the cars to make specific focused jokes, those would have far more, and you have the added benefit of not inviting useless comments from people like me

If it didn’t come painted in red then hell no

Readers are allowed to buy cars for people other than themselves,family members, etc. Sorry to pick apart at your joke. Actually I’m not

I didn’t star my own post, not sure why you think that. Of course you didn’t outright say that, its accusing you at what your implying with your comment. You know how implied things are not actually said?

So what are you implying? He should be more like you, the opposite of all those attributes I assume?

Fortunately if an American were to rock a Holden Ute in the USA, the police would have no frame of reference here and pay them no mind

My 2 car garage

What do you call thing storage space in the front of a Porsche 911?

I put in my driving ‘sausage magnets’ Subaru turbo cars for years. Now im at that point in my life that when I spend a little more on a car, I like that it shows

They don’t get base model luxury cars to lord over everyone else, its to comfortably BLEND IN with everyone else who also leases a cheaper or more expensive luxury vehicle

God I love that scene when the Monks get their groove back

I thought Kung Fu was a bit bogged down and overdone, it didn’t have the hilarious simplicity and underdog WOW of Shaolin Soccer, still one of my favorite HK action comedies of all time

Perfect timing, i just ordered a used copy of Ground Zeroes PS3 version for $14. By the time I get around to starting, playing, and finishing that (not anytime soon) folks will have bought and finished Phantom Pain. I’ll buy a used copy off Amazon by next year

Speech recognition hands-free typing. Get with the times, man.

I gotta say it makes a really handsome sound on the track with a candid camera phone video. I like it