11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.

For starters, don’t come into a Black-oriented forum and complain that the articles don’t speak directly to you.

#8.5: The “if you’re not talking directly to me and giving me specifically individualized instructions on not being a piece of shit, then you’re being counterproductive and I’m just going to keep being a racist (but I always was going to just keep being a racist anyway)“ guy.

This IS it!! OMG thank you!! Check her out at the 1:20 mark. That was the moment that took me over.

No, so consider yourself #blessed

Wait, was that the one where she kept asking the bear what it was doing there, because it was supposed to be asleep? Has to be one of my top five most replayed videos in history. I CRIED.

And said co-worker was a senior exec, ranking higher than her, and had his employment info clearly linked to the account where he was making these comments. She reported him. This looks like it’s a case of retaliation, so Juli’s about to get $$$$$

Her coworker posted something about “libtards” and did NOT get fired, so my guess is that workplace skews pretty conservative.

CNN will be calling you a Tomato Terrorist and flashing up your worst TBT Inst pics before the day is out

But sometimes, black-ass shit happens to people who don’t happen to be black-ass people. Because while what makes you black is static, black-ass-shit-happening transcends race.It even transcends species.

I don’t even know if it’s legal for her to be fired but I could see her not wanting to work with people that would fire her for flipping off the worst person in the world. Oh well. More time for biking.

You’d actually be in the wrong if you had an opportunity to flip the bird or throw a tomato at anything related to Darth Cheeto, and you decided against it.

I’m just waiting for all the free speech bros to vehemently fight for Juli like they fight for law enforcement officers and the like posting confederate flags and things like this:

76 comments, and NO ONE mentioned The Princess Bride?????

Ugh, no The Fifth Element? I will watch that movie EVERY TIME I see it on lol

I believe CrunchySock Twitter is the cousin of Hotep Twitter, the nephew of Ashy Larry Twitter, and the son of PickMe Twitter.

Mayne, I was just talking about this with my wife yesterday. We the only folks on this gotdamn earth that makes being a good man and treating a woman right a fucking horrible thing. I’ve heard this so many times growing up. Even now in 2017, I’ve had dudes say to me on FB “she only with you because you’re dependable…

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

Abruptly stopped wearing Tommy Hilfiger, not because it was overpriced yacht toilet paper stamped with TOMMY and stretched into polos and parkas, but because you heard he went on Oprah and said his clothes weren’t for black people

I never shower at the gym. I live 10 minutes away and am usually going right back home after my class.