Welcome to the club! It’s the worst fucking club ever.

As a man, and this is just my view on thing, I think we should be able to express our opinion on the matter, but only to our girlfriend/wife/significant other. You know, people we have a relationship with. Is there any value to this opinion? No, not our body not our decision. If we don’t carry the burden (or…

“I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions”

Oh, oh, oh, and this little gem from The Intercept article:

“Well, Slutty McSlut, you got knocked up. You pre-knew that a man got to plant his seed. Not HIS fault. Man got to man, after all. Now you’re the host. Like an outside-in Chia Pet. Too bad, so sad, but now you have to deal with it. Glad I could explain it rationally to you. I know how hard the logic is for you gals.…

I’m three months pregnant and just last night went on a hormone-fueled rant to my husband about how being pregnant is making me even more pro-choice and angrier at every single male who wants to legislate our bodies because they will NEVER EVER FEEL PAIN IN THEIR BOOBS LIKE I DO RIGHT NOW.

if i am a host, then the fetus is a parasite.

“...but don’t expect us to teach how to take the proper precautions to prevent becoming a host, because we have no business telling you about that stuff. Your parents should. You also should probably forget about us allowing those precautions to be readily available. That’ll just make a whore out of you. No, it’s…

Because the man with the penis and the semen, he’s never irresponsible.

Looking forward to the legal addendum to this law which stipulates that a man is now legally obligated to cover all costs for the first 18 years of life. Once that sperm leaves your body bros, it is acting on your behalf as your brand ambassador. If you don’t want that responsibility you should have made sure to keep…

“if you PRE-KNOW”

And once you pop out that kid we forced you to carry to term, don’t worry, we’ll have cancelled all of the social services available to you and the kid because once its out of you we feel like we’ve done our part.

“After you’re irresponsible....” Get outta here with that bullsh1t.

What the fuck did I just read??

“I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions,”

Sorry, you have a tapeworm chewing through your lower colon and that thing’s alive. You’re just a host. You’ll have to ask a woman if you’re allowed to get it removed from your body.

I’m interested in this “pre-knowing” concept. How exactly is that different from just knowing? Or ESP?

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

This is so deliciously good.