The Luck decision is one of those examples, as has been now widely discussed, about how much getting that correct coach at the beginning of a QB career is crucial. Especially since when you are young, you think you can endure so much more before then the body starts reminding you that no you really can’t.

You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

Having this come out right after Luck’s announcement is cruel and unusual punishment.

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

So the companies are ripping off drivers and still losing a metric shit ton of cash.  It seems nobody is making any money in this scheme except the investors and executives, ohhhhhhhhhh.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Three Super Bowls in 10 seasons (with three different QBs!) at a time when the NFC East was a phenomenal division (except for the Cardinals) is an incredible feat. And, yeah, 1992 was a long time ago. But you’d still have to double the length of that journey and add another eight years to get to the Lions’ little pit…

I honestly considered going this route and including the Chiefs, Chargers, Vikings, and Falcons as candidates. Though not the Eagles, obviously, since I’m a firm believer in the five-year rule, which forbids any fan from complaining for five years after a title.

“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”

He straight up looks like the mentally challenged henchman of a sugar cane plantation baron.

your new bosses know what drives engagement

Better than the other hat in his locker.

This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer

Sony only owns movie rights. Marvel owns everything else (except theme parks east of the Mississippi which go to Universal)

At least Gruden might be able to score a rouge. 

Sooooo .... why not just play on the CFL field as it is normally? “Oh no, the goalposts are not on the goal line - it wouldn’t be a true test for our field goal kickers. So instead, we’re gonna play on an 80-yard field.”

40%? Thank you for your generosity!

So an exchange rate of 1.25? That's about right.