I kind of admire that he is sticking with that diaper look. Like he made a bad choice, but he is sticking with it. And by admire, I mean, I feel like that’s what’s going on and that’s funny. But in a way it’s cooler than looking dumb in a diaper once and then never doing it again, because that way you looked dumb and…

Yelp really is unuseful... even if they were not manipulating reviews as described above, which is fuckery enough, because now I don’t know if this vet will literally kill my pet or if they just refused to advertise... the two tiered commenter system of regular joe schmo (how do you spell schmo?) users and “Elite”…

I love those little comic books!

Maybe he’s just a guy who had to think of something to say about something he doesn’t really think about during an interview. Anthony Horowitz brought us Foyle’s War (that’s how I know him), which may be the most politest, whitest detective program ever, but if the message of the author’s original creation is anything…

Those people probably watched How I Met Your Mother and they were like oh my god, who is the mother I can’t even.

When I run on the rag I go ragless too, like today, but only about 2.5 miles at a time. No political statement needed (but sure, why not?). Just beats chafing. Black shorts.

I’m still grieving Dave on a regular basis. I knew him a little bit, and went to see GWAR about a zillion times, so there’s a selfish personal loss, but also he was just the most vibrant, alive, hilarious creative person, and a totally decent person too, and a free speech warrior. Every time he comes up in my iPod he…

I’m worried some real moran is gonna think my Union Jack shirt IS a confederate flag. Which sucks cuz it’s a favorite exercise shirt. I’ve been to London and had awkward sex with an English person, so.

Funny cuz it’s tru. Dissing Jersey like it’s the butthole is so CT (I’m from CT) and it’s also such evidence of having never been very far out of one’s New England radius. We (the USA) have much shittier places (I’m sure!)! We (the CT) just don’t know them well enough to trash them. I’m breaking the cycle though. The…

There was this older kid in my neighborhood and he had a dog that looked like a wolf AND a skateboard and maybe a mullet, and the wolf-dog pulled him on his skateboard. *swoon*

Yes. Also, I’m kind of sick of the contemporary era of blowing up offhand remarks as equivalent to how a person actually, definitively is. And sure, I guess you can say to Donald Trump “Immigrants are not valuable because they do your dirty work, they are valuable because they are people.” But that wouldn’t have any…

No it’s meta. Critiquing a joke is hilarious. Especially when you do it live in person.

This could’ve been a way better joke, with better structure, and less possibility of people taking offense (since of course you don’t have to be a man to get on a woman). You should have gone with “Wow, this fight was so much like my sex life... I start in on a woman, it’s thrilling, and over in 34 seconds.”

wait is that a thing?!

I think it looks like a $20 stripper-esque dress from one of those cheap shops where everything is made of plastic. (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”)

Straw Man Feud. All these songs and vids are shiny garbage, and skinny or big butted they all exist to reinforce the fact that a woman’s body is her primary assett, even when that woman is supposedly a musical performer.

Truly shallow... I do not believe there is a deep thought in this family’s combined mental capacity, but they are normalizing the hell out of interracial romance and marriage, aren’t they?

Is this guy famous? I just watched a minute of the clip and he’s ranting like an actual crazy person and then the music sucks too. That’s wild.

it actually is a thing-thing. Vodka was traditionally naturally gluten free on account of being made from potato, but contemporary vodka is often made from wheat (blows my mind they get to call it vodka still!), so for people who actually have celiac disease, making sure your liquor is not derived from wheat is an…

for real. i see a guy trying to text privately.