My cheap, common cats are so cute too. I will be friends with Taylor Swift anyway though, on the condition that she gives me a generous allowance and connects my band with interesting, paying gigs.

We could hate on her for having Scottish Fold cats, the product of a breeding practice that values cute ears over physical hardiness, and whose safer breeding best practices produce a bunch of cats with regular ears that probably have no buying audience and end up "rescued." Is there anything grosser than breeders who…

It's like a colonoscopy getting through these titles!

Obviously you're just trolling, but this is shite trolling - did you read the story? They are not white, and they are not Americans, they are from South Africa, which is not an English country, so you wouldn't expect them to have the same names.

Wow thanks! It's hard out here in the greys.

Not to mention because she was an actual comedian. Her actual, lifelong job was to write and deliver jokes. Noncomedians sometimes can't really understand the difference between delivering a jab and cracking yourself and your buddies up and making a joke that will have any resonance or humor for an audience. I used to…

"I'm so sorry for not having enough hair on my face and body" said no woman ever.

The brand is called LOLO and I got them at Track 23 http://www.shoptrack23.com/. I kind of tried these jeans on as a joke, because I might be getting a little old for this stuff, but once they were on I couldn't believe someone was thinking of ME because most pants are not made for my particular short/ass combination,…

I just got this pair of jeans that were apparently designed with exactly my proportionally short legs and proportionally big ass and thighs in mind. Can't wait til the perfect event for stretch acid-washed elastic ankled extra buttons and other non-functional embellishments jeans comes along.

Losing my exercise muscles thanks to all the ice and snow around helped me get back into my pants. Kind of a sad trade

I suspect they may be contractually obligated to cover but not say harsh things about the Jenner/Kardashians.

I agree. I don't think that anyone should aspire to having ALL of it, and they shouldn't equate success with "having it all." I think it's such an insulting concept and unreasonable for women to feel they have to identify with it. You should get all the choices, but you can't choose all the things! Within a couple you…

This.

As preteens my friend Rachel and I must have already been budding feminists and satirists and great critics of commercial culture. We invented a product called "Beautette." We never fully defined exactly what the hell it was - it was a "SYSTEM" that would make even the frumpiest lady beautiful (through a combination…

I'm so glad there's finally a reason to use the word slut-shaming the way it ought to be used. Like telling Miley to put her vulva away is not slut shaming (it's tasteful). Telling womens in general that they should wear something else over their leggings is not slut-shaming (it's a good idea, and still comfortable!).…

Team Talentless Shitbag!

The elegance and complete lack of hesitation from The Man Who Read the Books - "No, they're shite" - was a pleasure to behold.

I think the fake interview is pretty hilarious satire. I don't read it as mocking the specific model, but as mocking celebrity culture. Like when ET does a bit where they interview the SI models or the Victoria's Secret models and asks them ridiculous, silly questions that pretend like it isn't a professional photo…

They probably should have used a different word, like "hormone therapy," to avoid this kind of distracting line of question, and completely circumvent the arguments of people who would argue that nobody needs to have that much fornication, especially not criminals.

Stars: They're just like us. My friend had this adult drinking party, and ONE couple brought their kid, ignored him, and then the drunk host accidentally fell down the stairs with the kid in his arms (only narrowly missing bashing him up against a glass, a table and a brick column). Nobody wins when you bring your kid…