I am letting my hair grey naturally, and people, especially my mom can’t really handle it. I am 43 and getting silver streaks in my dark brown hair. I hope it goes a pretty salt and pepper because that looks really dramatic and nice on some women.

Hair dye is too expensive. I’m 25% gray at this point (I’m 31). I had it dyed in a salon once and it was honestly just a waste of money. So I’m just going to be (partially) gray. Fuck it.

Oh gosh I love silver grays. Rock that salt and pepper!

It’s the app formerly known as Instagram....

New York’s hottest club is The North American Meat Institute. Founded by Jezebel commenter Bears, this place has everything: breakfast sandwiches, steak tartare, human sausages...

God, what an asshole. I think you dodged a bullet, friend.

I had some pretty boring sex once with a dude I met at a friend’s party. Said dude then blew me off. Twice. So I told him I was done. Then he called me a slut. I was like “Yup, but so are you” and he said, “Nah, guys are supposed to fuck around, women aren’t. You’re a gross whore.”

I just hung up the phone.

Why are men…

oh man. I know such stories. but, to be honest, it is also a good filtering method for douches...I cant take guys with such double standards serious. To me at least its a plain lack of intelligence

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

Oh - I see! (I hear so much buzz about whether a person is “sedentary” if s/he sits at work 8 hours a day but also exercises a few times a week, that I clearly went straight for assuming that that’s what you were talking about. I apologize!)

I wish my cats would sleep on me. Instead they sleep elsewhere and one comes to meow in my face at 5-6 a.m. for breakfast, and the second follows about a half an hour later for pets. If my hands are visible, she’ll just frantically rub her head into my hand until I respond. If not, she’ll meow until I roll over, grab…

The troll posters on ROYGBIV are unreal. WTF is wrong with you people? Take your homophobia and transphobia to some website that celebrates bigotry and FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.

yes. yes yes yes. do you, you badass babe.

“And just remember that the more Bud Light you drink, the better 98° sounds.”

Does anyone remember when Jamie King was James King and she was a super edgy model-type with a possible heroin addiction? And now she’s all aspirational-life-Taylor-Swifty...

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

I like to enjoy my food. I frequently dine with people who eat like they’re a dog in a pound. I have had servers remove my plate, mid-meal, just because my friends are done. When I protest that I’d like to finish my food, I’ve had servers start taking dessert orders and start getting checks, even though I am still…

I’m like a size 10/12 and I have a pretty pronounced clavicle but I’m like, 170 pounds. They were like that when I was close to 200 pounds too though, it’s just my shoulders. Has nothing to do with being skinny. Also I’ve broken the left size twice haha.

You take pleasure in taunting short people? That’s....lame.

Even IF the men were touching their wives’ pee... I mean who gives a fark?