Better for your back too. I have awful shoulder pain from my Madewell tote.

Whoops. I mean Zimmer. Stupid autocorrect.

I will watch anything with Constance Zimmerman (even Entourage). Did you catch her interview on the Marc Maron podcast?

I’m short, and while I’m not offended that you taunt shorties, I don’t see what’s funny about it. Or mocking tall people, for that matter.

My dad looks like Paul Simon, so no, she is not dating my dad. I think it’s fair to say there’s a definite resemblance between her BF and Lenny. They’re not twins or anything, but I get where folks are coming from on this. Much of it has to do with styling and large sunglasses obscuring large areas of faces.

Lincoln Chaffee sounds like the name of a private New England day school, not a viable presidential contender.

Tattoos like dan’s are the reason I don’t have one yet—because so many look goofy and cheesy. I personally think you dodged a bullet not getting one from him.

Only slightly sexier than the potato chip crumb I dropped into my bra the other day. At work, no less.

I have a prominent collar bone and I am definitely not skinny. In case it wasn't already abundantly clear, this challenge is stoooopid.

Ha! As a native New Englander who has crushing on hockey players coded into her DNA, my Kitsch-crush just gained greater clarity. Of course he’s a hockey dude!

Damn. Now I want to quit my job to become cat librarian!

Unpopular opinion alert: I know people often argue that wedding registries are helpful in preventing duplicates of presents and appeasing relatives, but I find them extremely tacky. Unless you’re a child bride, you’ve probably been an independent adult long enough to be able to buy your own bath towels (or in her…

Somewhere in between “no makeup makeup” and “all the makeup.” I have a small face, and the more you pile on it the worse I look. I generally just do BB creme, some eyebrow goop to compensate for the fact that I overtweezed in the 90s when that was a thing, mascara and some dark grey eyeliner. Yesterday I decided to…

Not to mention the small handful of women who became reoccurring characters: Dana Gordon, Debi Mazar’s character, Mrs. Ari. It’s sort of fun to re-watch and imagine things from their perspectives having to clean up the messes of these bro-y man children.

He also dated that odious woman from Ben’s season of the Bachelor, so he loses points there as well.

I think that’s the same instance ;)

yes! and when she was pregnant and he had to tell her. One of the better moments from the crappier years of the series.

When I was younger and dumber and found more validation in being considered attractive by the opposite sex, I probably would have. But now that I am older and don’t give as many fucks, no. I would probably take pride in rejecting the advances of said Vince Vaughn.

Agreed. Although I do think some of this is regional. Guys in DC, where I live, definitely go for the thin, WASPY blonds. At least the white dudes. When I go home to Massachusetts, where my mom lives, I get tons more attention for being petite, curvy, curly and brunette.

I always weigh more than I appear to weigh. Which was super frustrating when I was younger and trying to diet (aka starve) myself down to 100 pounds (at 5’3’). I’ve given up on using the scale a litmus for my appearance/health.