"Redskin is a lifestyle" - potatoes

Thank fucking god for Sandra Hale. There's one actual adult looking out for the children, who cares about their well-being and safety. Jesus Fucking Christ, this gets worse by the day.

Love you, Lorde, but HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Oh, honey, just you wait.

Not really. My parents made me get a job at 14 so if I wanted a sweatshirt AND a poster, I could buy that shit myself. Getting to the concert was mainly the challenge since I couldn't drive.

Dear Lorde:
Teenagers are not cooler. They are, in fact, extremely boring.

You know what else goes south? The ability to see everything in black and white terms. The ability to speak with authority about shit you know nothing about, like aging and what constitutes cool. Knowing you are right about everything. God, I miss that.

You know who thinks teenagers are cooler? Teenagers.

Lorde, sounds like the teenager she is and not the feminist second-coming genius prodigy some were proclaiming her to be. I'm 20 years older than she is and much, much happier and less anxious than I was when I was 17. Girl, bye.

hahaha, fucking kids.

And there's the nail in the coffin for the theory that Lorde is much older than she claims to be.

Is it an all-caps issue, though? Maybe Just Title Caps For This One.

What do you expect? The kids in college now are the ones with helicopter parents who only know safe structured activity. They literally expect the university (and then government) to protect and provide everything for them.

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but I don't believe it should be a college's responsibility to protect their students at all times in every aspect of their lives. There is a ridiculous amount of mission creep in modern universities, in which a college is expected to service every aspect of a student's life…

TIL that Auntie Jeanie was guilty of rape

Must all be leaving to pursue serious journalism, such as Gawker media and feminist blogs.

We own everything and control your job. No war necessary.

I want to believe that it's makeup, but if she was just drawing her lips on wouldn't there be less space between her lip and nose? Look at the photographic evidence:

No. No babies in bars. Ever. Any circumstances.

I wish you had a video of the beer being spilled on the baby, because I'm a terrible person.