You just made way too many good points for Jezebel.

Me too homie. I had to check that twice before I hit send...it just sounds wrong and I have no fucking clue what it means.

I feel like he really lacked putting his feet to the spinners, like his dad said.

None of them make 1/30th as much as Shaq.

You’d like NXT. It’s wayyyyy over the top gimmicks (80s style) it’s like a minor league/wwe live experiment with gimmicks.

12 years longer than any Seahawk fan I’ve met.

Isn’t that the show that’s like Saved By the Bell except people get raped and cancer and shit?

Sometimes you run into the team with the 6’2” 12 year old. That kid was fucking huge.

My last 2 years in hockey were “March of the seguins” and “double penner-tration.” Got no love.

Dunking sensation. hahahahahahaha stop it. You sound absurd.

I hope to someday be famous enough to just kill someone and have the cops be like “No big deal. Just some bad luck...you’ll do better next time.”

Racist? What about my comment was racist? Screaming like crazy people on a hijacked platform is not something that I find worth paying attention to.

Perhaps they don’t need advice, but they’ve most certainly lost my interest. I will now ignore any message they put out. Know your role and shut your mouth you self important douche.

It’s never a bad thing when you don’t live in Lewiston for a few years.

As is behaving yourself on a plane, apparently.

So where is the limit? What prevents someone from dumping out 4 babies in a row and basically getting almost 4 years off from work while getting paid? I’m in full agreement on the year if we keep people from abusing it.

My brother has an 8 year old. That kid navigates deadspin and reddit like a pro. Has a kinja account he created on his own. You’d be shocked at how tech savvy 8 year olds are...I was.

So check out the new ghostbusters and stop being a whiny clam. Or whatever you may be.

This is exactly what I was thinking. Usually when it comes to animals there is at least one group waiting to come completely unhinged at the slightest wrongdoing. (rightfully so, most of the time) The fact that not one group it taking this complaint seriously pretty much tells me there isn’t much wrong here.

That person forgot that they weren’t on tumblr.