Soccer views are measured globally.

I was making fun of Kendall Jenner. Your reading comprehension is poor.

Every time Nintendo releases an amiibo, a little joy lights up inside of me, because I’ll get to see a kotaku article where you nerds have to add up how much it’s going to cost you to get Bowser in a dominatrix outfit. BTW my Mega Man is open and my Yoshi has a scratch on it I think. Thankfully I’m not insane, and I…

She looks like Arya Stark... if Arya had downs syndrome and an eating disorder.

For anyone who has not looked up soaking. Head on over to google and prepare yourself for a good laugh.

I would be fucking paralyzed if I took a fall like that now.

I think if this goes to court this guy walks. I mean, you shouldn’t hit girls ever, obviously. However, a jury will see a video of a girl going to hit a guy, him grabbing the arm to prevent the hit, girl strikes guy, guy strikes back. While he didn’t “need” to hit her, it’s pretty basic self defense. This is also in…

Must be similar to the conversation you have with people when you explain you're actually a blogger, and not a journalist...right Maddy?

You mentioned cutting. That triggers me.

When he donates his whole check to the needy he will be living his beliefs.

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He’s going to leave a pretty serious comment about it on Jezebel somewhere. Don’t worry.

Wait....seriously? England? England doesn’t send soccer teams to the Olympics? I would not believe this is someone told me this...but you guys seem to be serious. Do they not send a men’s team either? Why? Wtf...I’m just more shocked I haven’t heard of this before.

Ratings. Ignore the US ratings and look at the global ratings, and you’ll see that about 40X more people watched every mens game than even the women’s final. The women’s final drew 18 million watchers in the US, almost 75 million worldwide. The mens final drew almost 3 BILLION viewers worldwide.

Set a ratings record for soccer in the US. Congrats. Literally over half of the PLANET watched the men’s final. Go outside tumblrina.

I think he might have gone to high believe it or not. Just a quick google search...

reddit.com/r/petitegonewild is still alive. My heart skipped a beat for a second.

Yeah but 3 days later.

Good thing the Spurs don’t play the Colts every year. Jim Irsay would have changed a rule about drafting foreign players or passing more than twice per possession, then accused the Spurs of cheating by using the wrong paint color on the court. Fuck Jim Irsay.

Fucking stop it. She assigns people children’s books to read for homework. Neither she nor her students are to be taken seriously. Early childhood education is the hair stylist of academia.