The chances of someone getting bitten during tonight’s game just reduced dramatically.

Fan. After moving to Seattle I've been told it's a legit position with a retired #.

It shouldn’t reel that hard. The writer brought up not one, but two recent arguments about polarizing topics that have sure fire opinions on either side, but no true correct answer. I simply threw in another.

But John Elway was bred with a horse....those superbowls are under investigation. A team should not have to cheat to achieve success.

You are absolutely right. Our success comes mostly from having the greatest coach of all time, and the greatest quarterback of all time, on the same team, at the same time.

.....shit.

I can be sold on 10....no problem. The only factual argument I was making was about Tom Brady and his glorious right arm.

At least we don’t have car flags.

I had to go all the way with it.

Nine. Gold and white.

Thank you for that. I have no clue how I've never seen that but I just watched the whole thing with my jaw on the ground.

Yeah...dude...you are commenting on an io9 article. Quit acting like you won't be there the first night.

I bet he's sad because he got the girly spelling of the name Erin.

Janay Rice buddy. She married him right afterwards.

There are games I’m really, really good at. SSB will sadly never be one of them, but I love it all the same.

Try chariot as a two player game. My gf is not a gamer and she got into it.

You need one amiibo to unlock that part of Mario Party, and if you buy the physical copy of the game, it comes with an amiibo. Also, versions of the game without an included amiibo are marked down accordingly. Note: that part of the game is pretty lame anyway, and can be unlocked with any version of the Mario Party…

I have a wild idea. How about, once a week, you actually devote a blog to a top doctor. Instead of mocking someone for being dumb and talking about great doctors. Oh...fuck me...that would be like real reporting. My b.