If I hand out checks after I die, you can best believe the memo line will read "and the Montreal Canadiens can kiss my shithole."

Netflix over free porn? Wha....I guess I finally know what women mean with the whole "I can't even" thing.

Not as long as we keep winning championships. That guy might be sensitive but every joke that gets made...every time someone brings up the Pats cheating...just reminds me that we're the 4 time champs, and the only team to have more than 2 in the salary cap era.

I was at a pretty elite keeper camp back in the day. I remember one night during the lecture session, the Czech Republic National Keeper saying "if your team scores, stay still. Do not run up and celebrate like an asshole or a faggot."

"he doesn't have his magic underwear on!!!!" ....entire section nods knowingly.

In Utah? What do you do with side chicks in Utah? ....egg carton crafts. It's always the answer in Utah.

Allegedly. You know damn well no one watched it with their own two eyes. Your hearsay is irresponsible.

same thing with my back...once or twice a year..it's always terrifying for the first 30 seconds

Papa...what's an album?

Slow the pace of the game? That cannot be a serious argument...no fucking way. The NFL drags out every game as long as possible....the amount of commercials is seriously gross.

Is Wedge a legit name outside of Star Wars and a couple final fantasy games? I mean...that falls more under "of cheese" or "golf club style" than proper name in my book.

I hope there is a LOT of toast being made for all this jelly that seems to be around.

You know damn well Bill gave him those rings on purpose so he could hold them over big brother every year at Thanksgiving long after everyone has ended their career.

hope you have a lottttt of toast for all that jelly.

I bought in low and sold at over 30$ a share

...and due to my investment in WWE I'll be retired at 40.

They're always pretty gross about this stuff. Rebecca Rose is the worst by a long shot.

#1 also travelled like crazy before he dumped it off to #21

and the cover up of Bernie Fine being a child molestor.