I was gonna say, does no one use waste baskets anymore? Mine has a lid and a fancy pedal to operate it and everything! I've always lived in really old buildings (75 + years old) with pipes of equivalent age, so I've only ever flushed what comes out of me. Occasionally a tampon falls out, and I freak out, flush,…

Bisquick has a bagged mix of garlic cheddar biscuits that are pretty damn tasty.

I just heard about how the essential people get paid with IOU's. Somehow I don't think landlords, mortgage companies, and utility companies accept IOU's. I really hope for everyone like your husband that they get their shit together and it doesn't happen.

My grandma afghan is rainbow stripes with white in between, and it's at least 20 years old. I swear to God it looks as pristine as the day she made it and I wash it a lot. It must be some special Grandma magic.

"Say more than one word and I'll kill him right here."

The oil keeps us looking better longer, I'm convinced of it. My random sampling for my study includes all my Italian female relatives. All of us have great skin and look younger than we are.

I love her on "Person of Interest", where she plays the ex-fiancée of her real life husband, Michael Emerson. I keep hoping her role will get bigger, but I guess she's a busy lady with other shows.

I've seen Rachel Ray's stuff there, but never anyone else's. It's good to know his pans are sturdy, I'll keep my eyes open for them.

I just read a article today about how awful celebrity chef sponsored cookware is. It was my local paper quoting another paper, maybe it was the Wall Street Journal?

That is seriously the only way to deal with it. Tense your muscles and don't budge. They get the message eventually.

It's a whole drama. They already only have people come on weekends because there's a family member who had a breakdown 30 years ago and doesn't work, who lives in the other half of the house rent free and everyone pays her bills and buys her groceries . She doesn't want to deal with people in the house at all, so…

They started the eviction process, but since you have to give people notice, summer ended before the process did. They're not the suing type, but I wish they were. They had rented to the same people for 5 or 6 years with no issues, but for some reason they decided not to come back this summer and I think they listed…

My sister's in-laws had this happen to them this summer down the shore. They've rented half their 2 family house for years and never had an issue until this summer. One early 30s financial guy rented it, but he wasn't the problem - the 12 friends he brought along to a 6 person rental were. They wrecked the house so…

Yep. There was an older couple going through a divorce in my county, and the husband claimed he asked her to go for a picnic along a cliff to "sort things out". And guess who wound up at the bottom of the cliff? Go on, guess.

I don't generally eat Chobani, but I had a Yoplait peach greek yogurt last week, and as I was restirring it after eating half, something green popped up and I freaked thinking it was mold. It was flat, and I took it out with my hand. It kind of crumbled and had the consistency of wet paper towel. So I'm not sure…

Buy it and save it! I bought one of his dresses in a January sale for my sister's wedding, even though she wasn't getting married until the next January.

Is that you, Michelle Duggar? ;p

I'm white and do not like pulp. But I'm southern Italian, which according to Dennis Hopper in "True Romance" is practically like being black. Although he use a word I will not.

That, and that when he died they'd just wall up his cell and leave his corpse there for the whole 1000 years.

Seriously. I had a blistering migraine at my sister's wedding from stress, because she and her husband wouldn't tell his crazy mother to fuck off and I was on high alert in case she cause them stress the day of. My other sister and I were prepared to take her outside. Her family has a long history of being getting…