Seriously. I had a blistering migraine at my sister's wedding from stress, because she and her husband wouldn't tell his crazy mother to fuck off and I was on high alert in case she cause them stress the day of. My other sister and I were prepared to take her outside. Her family has a long history of being getting…

I and another friend were disinvited as bridesmaids once, as the groom (who I had never met in person because my friend lived across the country) told me (yes, he told me - not the bride who was my friend) his mother had a heart attack so they had to reduce the wedding to save money. My friend and I decided that…

I used to have Russian neighbors who we were constantly calling the cops on for drunken disturbances. The last time I called the cops (which was 2 weeks before they skipped out on the rent), they tried to pretend they didn't speak English. The cops said. "We've been here 8 times this year, I know you speak English."

My mom brought 2 wigs on her honeymoon! There's a picture of me as a baby with this giant wig on my tiny baby head. I can't imagine actually owning wigs unless I lost my hair, it's so odd to me that this used to be normal.

Plus, when I got tested a few years ago, it was 1 vial of blood. I swear in the 80s I gave practically a pint.

I had to get tested in 1989 because I'd had some blood transfusions for surgeries a few years prior. I was only 13, and all I knew was if you had it you died really horribly and quickly. Thankfully it was negative.

I don't know why, but it took me about 10 viewings of the M&Ms commercial set to the "I Would Do Anything For Love" Meatloaf song to realize she was in it.

Kinda mad, just found out I'm going on a business trip next month and now I'm missing her September show at Radio City Music Hall. So I have a ticket to sell if anyone wants it.

I went to the fitness room of a hotel I stayed at earlier this year, and the guy on the treadmill next to me had the incline jacked up so high, he had to hang onto the consol to not fall right off the back. I mean, he was in a lot better shape than me, but that doesn't strike me as a good idea.

Oh, the hate for people who complain over and over about choices they've made! I'm not married, never will be, and will never be a parent. From the above list I am over it, uncompromising, and I love Honey Boo Boo.

That strikes me as some bullshit - the wider seat part. I do know the under the seat part is wider in the window seat, and gets progressively narrower towards the aisle. On a flight last month (Southwest) I got the window seat on the way west, and easily fit all my stuff under the seat, and chose an aisle seat on…

That's awful! Can I ask if she was seeing male or female doctors? I refuse to go to a male gyno. I want someone who has the same equipment and has experienced what I go through.

Mine are mostly red for that same reason.

That sounds intriguing, but I've never heard of them. I usually only drive 1500 miles a year because I commute by bus during the week, and don't usually have to leave my county on the weekend to get everything I need done.

Is that guy Smiling Bob from the fake Viagra commercial?

Yeah, but would you really feel comfortable with that hanging over your head for 30 years? I have to admit I never looked at my credit score while I was paying it off, so I don't know if it affects your score or ability to get loans to buy cars or a house. But I certainly didn't want to give them a dime I didn't…

Yup. When I was younger I was put in the position of running a department and managing people because my boss had quit and it took them a while to find a replacement. I regularly worked extra hours without extra pay so my staff wouldn't be overwhelmed, and it got me nowhere with the company, and the useless bitch in…

I once quit a job because my boss and his boss sat me down on a Friday to talk about my attitude - apparently everyone in the company thought I was a bitch, but admitted I got the job done. They gave me 60 days to shape up or ship out. These 2 guys had been hired over me, and I wasn't given a raise I really…

I know it's hard, but you have to stay calm about it. Plenty of people have managed to pay off significant loans. I had over $40K, and I paid it off in 11 years. Granted, I only recently started being able to save for a house, and significantly for retirement, and when I go on vacation I used to put it on a credit…

I don't believe a sane woman would keep her boob visible in public when the child isn't latched to it. Which this woman was doing, before they complained.