You would love my apartment. In order to reach the showerhead to do any sorts of adjustments, I have to stand on my sink. And I'm not super short, I'm 5'4".

Yes! She's 38 in real life.

I have one friend, who is 3 years younger than me, who has cried on her birthday every year since she turned 30. No joke. It's ludicrous. I can't understand getting worked up over something you have no control over.

I have an intern right now who just graduated college, and has been interviewing over the summer and just received her first job offer - yay! However, she consults with her parents about absolutely EVERYTHING. She also consults with my officemate and I about EVERYTHING. She has no confidence, and very little…

Seriously! How about everybody just put some damn pants on and go home. I've honestly never seen either one of them, I just get swarmed by the costumed cartoon characters whenever I pass through Times Square.

I recommend Deo-Go. You can buy it on Drugstore dot com or Amazon. It is amazing and works for pit stains. Also helps get out the funky pit smell (BTW I tried the vinegar trick last night and it didn't work totally, only a little bit). But Deo-Go WILL get your pit stains out. Just wear gloves when you use it and…

I buy Kate Spade because I love the shapes and colors - a lot are very squarish, or doctor bag shaped, and that's my favorite. I like a bag with lots of structure. I have never paid full price though - I shop at a Kate Spade outlet. And one label is fine, but I agree - I would never buy a bag with a logo all over…

I've never wanted kids, but if there's one thing I know about giving birth, it's this: You can THINK all you want about what your plan is, but your baby does not care for your plan. Your baby is gonna do what it gonna do.

I saw a couple of great documentary shows about Detroit maybe 2 years ago -I saw them On Demand so I'm not sure what channel they were originally on. Lots of people working hard to improve the quality of life for everyone -opening "pay as you can" restaurants, knocking down abandoned homes and planting gardens the…

People have insisted for most of my life that I'm Jewish (I'm Italian and was raised Catholic). The conversation would go something like, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Nope".

From my own personal experience on a jury recently, where 12 of us were ready to convict in a sexual assault and we had to talk two guys into it because "this is a man's life we're talking about!" Or it's a girl's life that was already ruined but, you know, whatevs. Anyhow, you're not sitting there for 16 hours…

Oh, thanks! I was panicking for a minute that perhaps you knew me in real life and figured out who I was based on my comment.

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My office mate and I tease each other all the time - she's a Millennial and I'm...old. She keeps saying how she wants to make a difference in the job she has, I say it's enough to make enough money to live the lifestyle I'm accustomed to, not be stressed out every day, and know my retirement will not involve eating…

I always felt the same way. Super responsible, need to make money and pay off loans, and save for the future. In my late 30s now, and one of my regrets is I've never lived in another country. Visited quite a bit, but I wasn't even able to do study abroad because my college had a sucky program for it. And I've…

Excellent question! But then the lawmakers would probably divorce their wives if they didn't keep it tight and right.

I had a can of Coke at work today. I've shared an office for about 8 months now -this is not the first time I've had soda in front of my office mate (I generally have one can a week, and it's the 8 oz. size because I get too gassy if I drink more than that at once). But this is the first time my office mate gasped…

I DVR Suze if I'm out on Saturday just so I don't have to wait a week to see the show.

I don't think it is. I've had them, it's like eating an Oreo inside a donut. It needs a nice dipping sauce, or it's too dry. Like maybe a raspberry sauce or a thinned out Nutella.

Yeah, there are things I'll do and things I won't do. I cook all my own meals, but I'm not making the pasta or bread, or soaking beans. Or beating my laundry against a rock out back like my great great grandmother had to. Once pasta became readily available in stores? You better believe my grandma threw her…