Yeah, there are things I'll do and things I won't do. I cook all my own meals, but I'm not making the pasta or bread, or soaking beans. Or beating my laundry against a rock out back like my great great grandmother had to. Once pasta became readily available in stores? You better believe my grandma threw her…

Ugh, that line from your link: "If it was so bad, why didn't someone go over and say something" Um, because you never know how people are going to react to being confronted? If they're going to snap and hurt you, or if they have a weapon. Which sucks, because usually they'll continue escalating in awfulness. For…

I dunno, usually I do put at least butter on my bread, but most truly great breads need nothing. Like a nice sourdough? Mmm!

You sure do!

Situation appropriate clothing absolutely exists. If you'd wear the same thing to work you'd wear to a club, there's something wrong with you. And anyone who says they don't judge people in their head is a liar. You can do that without saying anything mean to their face.

I have a 23 year old Toyota named Christine, because it is the car that won't die. It's mostly held together by rust and dirt. However, it won't pass inspection anymore so I'm getting ready to donate or sell her for scrap (although she'll probably come back to murder me). I really want a Mini Cooper, but my friend…

Just like there is weather appropriate clothing, and situation appropriate clothing, age appropriate clothing exists too. Sure, you have the right to wear it, but I also have the right to think you look ridiculous.

This reminds me of the one time my mother agreed to buy beer, for my college graduation party. She refused to go to the liquor store, lest anyone see her, so she sent my sister. She also refused to put all the bottles out at once for recycling, lest the garbage men think ill of her. She parceled those bottles out…

Make sure you're using extra sass, it'll roll right off your tongue.

I would instantly declare this the best wedding ever.

I just stopped by the Barnes & Noble by my office, and Mama June will be doing a book signing! Apparently a book has been written, "How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo In You". So it's safe to say America is mesmerized. I'm half tempted to go.

I just made amazing cheddar scones this weekend. I froze them so I wouldn't eat them all at once. The real secret to a great biscuit or scone is freezing your butter, and grating it in. None of that cutting it in nonsense.

Along with scones. Sweet or savory.

Me too, and I don't want to change it. In regards to one of the points in the article, I realized that the only way to be happy in LIFE, let alone love, is never care what anyone thinks of you. I like being alone. I'm always happier alone than in relationship. The last thing I want to do at night is talk to…

I was walking around work Friday, and some folks had TVs tuned to Court TV (I guess), and were watching the trial all day long. I don't know how they could stand it.

I'm a woman and have 2 sisters and a brother. My older sister and brother are both Republicans, my younger sister and I Democrats. The older 2 (and my Republican Dad) are all against Obamacare. Guess what kind of jobs they've always had? Ding ding! Jobs with great benefits and medical insurance! I'm trying to…

The whole "throws self on the floor in a rage" is fucking funny to watch, though.

Really? That's interesting. In my case, it turned out the guy was already in jail for another instance of this (which we didn't know at the time of course, but I googled him as soon as the trial was over). He had all his family and church members in the courtroom, and we were baffled that not one of them got up and…

The berry burst ice cream ones are the absolute jam - strawberry flavored filling. Yum!

I was a juror in a sexual assault on a minor case and in the jury room, all the women and half the men were ready to convict right away, and the other men kept saying her demeanor seemed "off", as if there's only one way to be an assault victim. Luckily we wore them down and convicted. One guy was also convinced,…