I do like a lot of printed pants they've had recently, but I know they wouldn't look good on me. The printed shorts though? Hell no. Not on anybody. I will side eye everyone I see wear them.

I almost never pay full price at BR, I go to the outlet malls for it, or the sale rack at regular BR. I only paid full price (minus a 30% coupon I had) for a dress I knew I would regret not buying.

I work in a very small office with several people who just do not care about food at all, and that blows my mind. My office mate and I love cooking and baking, and chatting about different recipes we try. The two other people - one eats super tiny portions of the same damn soup and sandwich every day in an effort…

I just got a really bad mid-year review because although I perform the job function part of my job damn near perfect (the only complaint my boss can keep bringing up isn't even something I did - it happened before I started my job last year but my boss is mad I can't figure out who did it, so she keeps bringing it…

I've been very happy with my Vanguard target date retirement fund. It's steadily growing every week.

There was a bizarre situation in NY a year or two back, where a lady hadn't been a donor, but someone messed up and harvested some of hers after she passed, and the family had no idea....until they got a letter from the organ bank thanking them for their selfless donation. And they tried to sue the hospital for…

That happened to my best friend. We were all expecting her to be valedictorian, but this guy (all names changed to protect the innocent) George, who was in all college prep , but no AP classes, beat her out just on GPA. And in all seriousness, none of us knew who he was. He kept to himself, wasn't in any clubs. …

Yep, I saw a documentary once on people married to inmates, and this retired old guy who was restoring a beautiful Victorian house had married an inmate (can't remember what she did or the possibility of her getting out). Not only did he have the wedding dress she never got to wear on a manniquin in the parlor, he…

It's "Explorers" for me. Am I the only one who loved the shit out of that movie? i even had it on VHS.

What about the Whiffenpoofs of Yale, who are the real voices behind the Warblers? I have no idea what the hell that means, but they've apparently had the name for 100 years.

Oh, come on! Now even gay guys are cocking their hats to the side like frat boys?

Is it wild swinging, or just a gentle back and forth? Mine do that do, because I have very non-airtight windows (my apartment building is over 100 years old, too).

Gather round for story time! I always make friends with security at every job I have - no one has better gossip than them, because they see it all. My female boss was caught on camera giving a BJ in a conference room. One guy got so drunk at the Christmas party one year he took a shit in another conference room. …

I just got my primary election ballot and got mad all over again that Cory Booker isn't running.

Yuck! I have a friend who lived (only for a short time before leaving) upstairs from someone who had horrid roaches due to generalized nastiness and hoarding, to the point that my friend couldn't have any food in her apartment without them coming up there. She refused to pay rent and moved out after a few months. I…

Thanks! Everyone seems to.

Even during the day - if you're going to not pay any attention the baby and let her crawl on the damn dirty floor by the bathroom, and I almost trip on her when I wobble out of the bathroom drunk (it was happy hour!) and then get mad at me for almost tripping over the baby -go fuck yourself. I'm drunk. I'm not…

I like the Jif one, although it's not very hazelnutty. Much easier to keep on a spoon though. My mom bought me the ShopRite version once - it was so thin you could drink it with a straw! I also got the Pain Quotidien one, but I haven't opened it yet. It better be 3x as good as Nutella though - it cost 3x as much.

Yeah, my 4 thoughts about this are thus: 1) The world is a better place without him 2) at least he can't be bigoted towards anyone anymore 3) Suicide is a mortal sin you jackass - I hear Hell is just lovely this time of year! 4) Only extreme dickwads commit public suicides and try to mess up other people's lives too. …

I have so many questions about this. I thought he was married- is he divorced, or do he and his wife not share a bedroom? Because I don't understand how neither of them wakes up when someone is in your bedroom RUBBING something on you.