I was once seated next to the worst behaved woman ever (it was a flight the day after the Japanese earthquake/tsunami of 2011 and her TV wasn't working and she went on a dramatic rampage about "how could she be expected to suffer so?" Like, get some freaking perspective lady!) she also screamed at the people behind…

I'm short so it usually doesn't bother me, but I request people not recline during meals, because it gives me that much more chance of spilling food on myself. I politely request they put their seats up, but often have to get flight attendants involved because people get nasty!

According to my brother, who is a teacher and in favor of this plan, if you hide your gun under your suit jacket in a holster, no one will see it! If you're wearing a suit that fits you, I'm pretty sure you can see it.

I'm trying to guess how old they are- hearing the groom was married before is making me think he's older than he looks. The bride is a beautiful girl and I quite like her dress. Just judging on looks alone- I would not picture them as liking this type of music!

So what I'm reading between the lines is they have to import workers because they refuse to educate their own women properly? And do you think the Russians have to get government permission to work overseas, at a nuclear plant? Because this is making me think Russia is supporting Iran's nuclear ambitions.

I go to a dermatologist office that's consistently ranked among the best in the city. The wait to see him is endless. So I go to his Physician's Assistant, and get in within a day or 2 for an appointment. She's awesome, knows what she's doing, has helped me out a lot, and I would see a Physician Assistant any day…

I failed out of math in 10th grade and I'm doing just fine. Of course, watching a few art history majors trying to make numbers match up on a year end report was endlessly amusing- for those watching us, anyway.

My one friend did a 2 year Bio Masters degree after her undergrad, and went to work for a company that tests soil and water when construction work is done. Seems like something is always being built, so that might be something to look into if you're interesting.

Gainfully employed art history major here! I know how some people like to snark on that around these parts. But before this past year, I could say every art friend I know has a job. One stupidly left her job without finding another one first, and is still unemployed 8 months later, and one got laid off in the…

Hmm...you'd think by your late 30s, you would have realized the utter bullshit quality of gang life.

I wish there were more lawsuits pressed for people messing with their friends food. Because these people clearly aren't your friends if they do that. Those must be the same people who believe President Obama is a secret Muslim out to steal everyone's guns.

There must be more psychopaths in the world than I thought, because I cannot imagine "testing" someone's food. If someone tells me they're allergic to something, I believe them. My niece has a severe peanut allergy, and soy sensitivity, so we all have to be careful what we bring around her.

I love a good blaze of glory exit letter. One of my former douchebag colleagues wrote one combining baseball metaphors, vague warnings that Orthodox Jews might sue us, and said the most powerful woman in the company was stupid. The only downside to his firing was that everyone on his team that he had brought in was…

Aww, thanks. I'll fully admit to not being an animal person, I don't like when dogs come to the office like they did at one job I have (I don't mind cats but am scared of dogs), but I understand the attachment people form to them.

Aww, thanks. I'm sorry about your cat.

Like when I just look at a pair of shoes on Zappos, not even buy them, for weeks afterwards those shoes pop up in ads on every other site I go on. I didn't realize this was still shocking to anyone.

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/oct/16/world/la-fg-india-widows-20121016

I let one of my employees use 2 bereavement days when her cat died. She had it for 12 years and it was basically her child. It got onto her fire escape and fell off - apparently you don't land on your feet when you're that old. When my boss got the notice from....someone in HR, I guess, he asked me who had died and…

If Finn didn't have several inches and pounds on Will, I'd seriously think he was raiding Will's closet. But at least he actually looks his real age now (I think he's 30 in real life).

I have a huge soft spot for Jayma Mays, so it's distressing to see her stuck with a tool like Will.