I may have to do that with season 5. If Blaine isn't even full time anymore (which I assume he won't be because he'll be in college), I'm just going to Netflix it, because I can't stand or am indifferent to everyone but Blaine, Kurt, and Burt at this point. I really hate Rachel and Finn, and was disappointed it…

Every time Marley's on screen I hear Antoine Dodson in my head. "You are so dumb. You are really, really dumb. For real."

Speaking of roaming the halls... FINN!!!!! I was thinking he was working at Burt's garage during the day, as he should to earn a living and help his stepfather, and showing up after school to run the Glee club. Nope. Clearly, he is just hanging out at school screwing around on a laptop all day long.

I used to work for a dentist after school in high school - pulling and filing charts, doing correspondence for his various professional organizations, and whatnot. He would take breaks during the procedures, come sign things, NOT CHANGE HIS GLOVES, and go right back to work. So what I'm saying is, if your dentist…

I like this! My favorite protest was that one town where every motel refused to rent Westboro rooms for a protest, so they showed up in camper vans, and SOMEHOW all their tires got punctured, and every garage and tow company in town refused to help them.

They could have a very small one tucked up there!

Every single book I've read this year had at least one very obvious typo, if not two or three. Professionally published books! This is partly the reason why I very rarely buy books. If the industry doesn't care enough to write correctly, I don't care to support them.

Seriously! I know nothing about guns, but I kind of assume if you shoot a deer with an automatic weapon, you'll completely shred it and not leave enough behind to actually get a substantial amount of meat. If people want to own a regular rifle or handgun - fine. Whatever. I don't see a single reason on this earth…

Just because she was arrested doesn't mean she'll be charged. My boss' cousin was arrested coming back to the US with cocaine in a few pairs of platform shoes, was arrested, and spent maybe 3 days in jail before she was released. Once she told them the name of the guy she'd been hanging out with, they told her many…

The right side of the escalator is for standing. The left side is for walking. I can only walk as fast as the people in front of me are walking. And I don't care if you pass me on the right and stay right. But if you get in front of me and start walking slower than me - yah know, because the people in front of me…

I walk on the left, and still have people running down the escalator on the right if it's free, and passing me to get in front of me! I cannot imagine running on an escalator. It's really dangerous, and I'm not slowing down because you get in front of me (I am a fairly fast walker, but I'm not dumb enough to run on…

I understand if you don't feel comfortable doing this - but I always press right on back. 95% of the time, I win. If people sense they can get even a centimeter of your space, they'll take it. That's exactly what they want - physical dominance in an enclosed space. I've never had anyone call me on it, even the…

Just press right on back. I have very defined leg muscles from many years of doing just that. It's a rare breed of asshole who will put up with more than 5 minutes of that from me. 95% of the time, I win. If their arm is pushing me or resting in front of me (pushing me back against the seat) I develop a sudden…

I work for a company so big, it would be impossible to have a company party without a ginormous bill, so each department is given a budget for their own. Which is really small, so my boss has been jokingly looking around for things we can sell on Craigslist to fund the party. At my former company, I hated everyone…

Has anyone read her recent book about art, "Glittering Images"? I've never read anything she's written, but I heard this was good.

Nothing is funnier than going up a set of subway stairs behind some idiot who is straight out WADDLING because they won't pull their pants up. They look so ridiculous.

My sister tried to institute a swear jar when my niece was 6 months old. Like she understood what we were saying! Once she started repeating what she heard, I toned it down. But I learned every curse I know in English and Italian from my grandma, so - family history!

Please explain this BB cream thing to me - what does it stand for?. I just started noticing it, and then I see a commercial for CC cream! What happened to AA?

I just had to buy a drill for work today. The last person in my position had kept the battery for it plugged into the charger 24/7, which killed it. Even I know not to do that!

I've been in line behind really hairy backed guys wearing polo shirts, where the hair is springing up out of the shirt weave. It's disconcerting to say the least.