My boss' niece was arrested for smuggling cocaine in the platform part of 2 pairs of shoes she was given as a gift overseas. She swears she didn't know, but she had to - how else was the guy planning on getting his cocaine back once she landed here?

That peanut butter sounds amazing! I want to try it - as soon as it's salmonella free.

I've been eating Yoplait 100 calorie Greek yogurt -has about half the sugar of other brands (for the peach flavor, at least).

I can't tell fakes from reals, but yep, damn near every woman on the subway has a big name bag and sunglasses. And don't get me started on the douchiness of people who wear sunglasses on the subway - the underground part!

Yep, I stopped watching after a few seasons because of this. Now, I only catch the last few minutes of whatever episode is on USA prior to "White Collar" and the over dramatic faces and lines at the end of the episode give me the giggles.

Is your friend a professional level grifter? Because to ask someone's mom for a chicken...wow.

It's my crack! I applied for a job within walking distance of the nearest store to me, and I'm almost glad I didn't get it, because I would have been in there every day.

That's been coming up a lot in my state (teachers being arrested for sleeping with students), and I don't get how they can't understand- if you are a teacher, and they are a student, it's ILLEGAL. Even if they are 18. At least in my state it is.

I treat myself up to a point, and then....no. I'll buy myself my favorite candy (Vosges) or buy myself anything at the mall which is on sale for $30 or less without guilt. But I do comparison shopping or think and think before I lay down more cash than that.

Thank god I'm old and no one's asking me to be a bridesmaid anymore because they're all married. What useless expenditures, huh? My dad and I calculated the cost once when my younger sister was a bridesmaid (because my parents had to foot most of that bill) and it must have been between $1500-2000 all together for…

I'm usually my mother's favorite for a few fucked up reasons (I didn't create them, I just benefit from them - my siblings have varying ways of making her worry and I don't, and she gave us all stock as a gift once, and I'm the only one who didn't sell it off for varying stupid reasons.). My dad was my grandma's…

I actually feel bad for only children because you have laser like parental focus on you at all times. With multiples, you can bob and weave and slide under the radar, especially if you have a drama llama for a sibling.

A friend of mine met her husband in the JET program, but they were fellow teachers. Do you know if it was foreigners dating the students, or Japanese teachers?

Just made one this weekend. 3 minutes on the first side, 1.5 minutes on the second, and it was perfectly toasted for me.

Is this really one dress she uses over and over? Please tell me it's not real meat. If it is, that meat doesn't look cured or anything, it must smell like Sugar Bear's Santa suit on "Honey Boo Boo".

I watched "Sons of Perdition" yesterday, and apparently, even though Warren Jeffs won't let anyone in FLDS go to regular school, have pets, or have harvest festivals and hay rides, he is A-OK with enormous trampolines in the yards. So, I would say "there's your sign" that they are a bad idea.

I'm tired of the character of Brittany on "Glee". More specifically, the monotone mumbling voice. Whenever she gets more than 2 lines in an episode (like this one), I spend half the episode saying, "whaaaaa??" and rewinding to try and understand her. The only scene I really liked in this episode was the scene with…

The Bowery??? Is the photo in front of one of the 65 closed restaurant supply stores, or in front of one of the homeless missions?

Seriously. Although if I had left, I might have "accidentally" ripped the bride's dress.

Nothing beats Rockefeller Center at Christmas time. I had to throw 'bows just to get out of the door of my office building and down Sixth Avenue.