My boss fired a guy he discovered using the handicapped bathroom (one whole big room) for napping (this was not his only offense, just the last straw). I was too disgusted to ask him but - were you sitting on the toilet for your nap, or laying on the floor?

My mom decided she wanted to be called Nonna when my first niece was born (Italian for Grandma). My sister in law, who wouldn't even give birth to any children of her own for another 8 years, said, "oh no, my mom will want to be called that - we'll ask your mom to choose something else." My brother agreed. Flames…

I have a car but hardly move it, as I hate losing my parking space, and there are precious few spaces on my street thanks to assholes who refuse to park in their driveways (and I like to be able to see my car from my windows to make sure it isn't stolen). I really only drive on the weekends for errands (if I can't…

I'm very disheartened right now. Was all set for an interview last week, was one of only 2 people they decided to interview, and they called to cancel my interview the day before it was to happen, because they decided to go with the other candidate without meeting me, because they already knew the other candidate. …

For regular headache sufferers, Migrelief might be something you want to add on a daily basis. It's a vitamin that has mega amounts of riboflavin, magnesium, and feverfew - all supposed to reduce the amount of headaches you get. It says to take 2 pills a day, but I find that one works just fine.

No, you are not! Generally, you can afford to live in a much nicer area when you rent. I live in a town where the houses started at $400-500K a few years ago (tiny houses, too!), and although the prices have now come down, they are still quite pricy. I want to buy an apartment one day, not a house -I fear having to…

I had no idea they were together until this story broke! Her only album I like is "The Greatest", and I saw her once at the Apollo Theater- it was the weirdest, worst show I've ever been to. Gawker had a new video posted the other day, so I guess she has a new album coming out?

You've encountered some awful teachers - and I'm sorry about that. A good teacher will always ask if you have any injuries they should work around, but never presume anything, and always encourage you to keep trying, and let you decide on your own whether to modify or not.

Don't give up on yoga! All the teachers I've had looked more like the woman in the above photo than Denise Austin, not toned and tight, but boy are they strong and able to hold the poses!

Emily Deschanel always looks super frumpy to me.

It's also good for ingrown hairs! I had a purple bump on my calf, and couldn't figure out what it was, and squeezing by hand did nothing. So in desperation I tried this - a wave of yellow gunk popped out, along with a crinkled up hair, which I promptly plucked with a tweezer.

I read Michael K's post on this in the AM. I thought before I clicked play, "Surely he exaggerates. Matt Bomer cannot be humping a lady's face."

I'm pretty sure National Geographic did something similar, because 2 of my siblings sent cheek swabs in the mail to them (I hope!), and it was part of some huge international project to trace the "route" that your genetics took on the way to where they wound up (my family is mostly from Ireland, Italy, and Poland). …

This is sad but true. I'm trying to remember the last time I was in a grocery store or fast food place or even a clothing store and encountered teen workers rather than adults. I myself worked at McDonald's when I was 16 (back in the early 90s), but then found a sweet ass office job helping a dentist's office…

This is why Stacy London and Clinton Kelly need to be cloned and sent out across the nation. Seems like hardly anyone understands the concept of situationally appropriate clothing anymore. What you would wear to a club, does not belong at church, work or school. Every job I've worked at, HR had to send a memo…

Noah Puckerman will be happy to hear about this.

Is this why my British colleagues suddenly have Monday and Tuesday off? Assholes.

A former friend of mine, S had a good friend named M from church. She was married to K, and he was a photographer, and did a lot of back to school photos for area schools. Quite religious couple, tried for 10 years to conceive, and finally managed to have a baby. Maybe a year later, M found child porn on his…

If you're looking for office jobs, situational appropriate attire still counts. I would count tattoos like attire. If you can't cover it up, you're not going to get a more conservative job.

I wonder about things like that! When I see tattoos that seem like they were supposed to have been centered on a calf or neck, but they are off kilter - on purpose or not? If I got one, which I probably never will, it would have to be somewhere I could easily see, so it was exactly where I want it.