How about encouraging people to go to the gym at lunch, rather than expecting them to be chained to their desks 24/7? That would be quite a perk at most companies.

After careful consideration, I say Alexander should choose the skydiver. Because that is a pretty bitching career.

I've used Coke to clean corrosion off my car battery! It really makes you think before popping another one open.

This is FACT. My father has been teaching over 40 years, and he says he has to ask 90% of his classes how to pronounce their names.

Who's getting pissy except you? There's only so much hiking up a natural breast can take -for most people it's just not possible to get them up there, nor are they rectangular. They just look weird to me.

Technically, I'm old enough to be his mother- if I got early teen pregnant. And I've spent way too much time on YouTube this week watching videos of him. I'm going to tackle "A Very Potter Musical" in the next few weeks, too.

Yeah, I keep hearing that. I did watch Matt Bomer's episode and have kept watching since- Blaine and Kurt are pretty much the best part of every episode.

The people across the fire escape from me (my living room looked into their kitchen), would get super hot and heavy on the kitchen table WITH THE BLINDS UP AND WINDOWS OPEN, and only stopped after I started parking myself on the couch with my blinds up, a camera, and telling them I was going to film them and put it on…

Rosario's boobs are...awfully around her clavicle. I'm starting to suspect they're fake. I feel the need to do a Google image search to confirm this. Will report back later.

I feel so bad for her lawyer! Remember last year when she tried to quit being Lindsay's lawyer and the judge forced her to stay? And now she's stuck chaperoning Lindsay? I hope she's at least charging double her going rate and actually getting paid on time.

Fuck her. She's supposed to be filming a guest spot on Glee this week, I read, and she was late and unprepared the first day, and didn't show up at all the second day - they had to send crew to the Chateau Marmont to roll her out of bed and into a car SIX HOURS late. If she did anything at all to look like she's…

Ah, I see!

You are an archaeologist, right? How would deregulation hurt that?

I would make myself available for this.

If the poster is not eating the bacon, why does it matter if it's microwaved?

Yikes! You deserve a medal.

With my last interview I had to call the recruiter to get him to get me I hadn't got the job. I was very surprised at that, recruiters are usually better than in-house HR people at correspondence.

In my industry, a 9 hour day is common, and absurd in my opinion. So you take an hour lunch, if you even can without being given the stink eye, and you still work for 8 hours. I eat at my desk because our kitchen is filthy, but read a book while eating. Often, I'm still answering the phone or emails because people…

I couldn't tell from the link, but were these grown adults, not teens? If so, what started the fight was they are dumbasses. Actually, even if they are teens- still dumbasses.

I love Kristen's shoes and her dress, but not together.