Please see my remark above -I got distracted before I finished my comment.

I didn't say she was lying. I got distracted and hit "submit" before I finished my comment and then forgot to go back. I was going to add something about the oddity of the "well dressed" remark, like how most people seem to think if someone is well dressed they couldn't possibly commit crimes.

My company had a client once who said she was groped by a "well dressed Asian man" right outside our office. We rolled back the camera footage but didn't see anything. And she claimed it had happened right outside, and we do have quite a camera range.

I just started doing this! I made my last student loan payment last month, and I set up a recurring ING transfer on the same day every month.

How about apartment dwelling parents who don't teach their 6 year old children the concept of "indoor voice", regularly bring them home at midnight, and think it's charming apparently when their kid presses every button on the elevator, and not just their floor? I say apparently because they're not stopping this…

He or she who throws the most elbows will survive, I think. And I would hipcheck your Nana to get a seat on a lifeboat.

Can I just say, I spent quite a bit of time at Target recently, after not having been there for a year or so, and I am SHOCKED at the prices. They were like Bed Bath and Beyond level on sheets and pots!

Maybe you'll get extra lucky and Chris Christie's helicopter will descend for a rescue!

The problem with being as ridiculously good looking as Matt Bomer is that everyone else looks like moldy tuna next to you. Including this kid.

I was mad she turned it down! He needs to just tell her already what's going on.

Hmm...does it sound to anyone else like Juliette's dead on "Grimm"? Or "closure" as in she's leaving town?

So Demi was drunk, high, or texting while driving, right? Because who doesn't notice people standing in a parking spot? Not that any idiot should be standing in one, though.

I hated everything about season 7 of "Buffy". I only hung in for James Marsters at that point.

I'm pretty sure midwesternmom was using sarcasm, too. Maybe you need to get your meter adjusted, and realize that awful people who like to hurt others exist everywhere.

I started pledging a sorority my freshman year, pretty much only because my roommate and suitemates did, and they were the only friends I had made thus far. We were taken to a frat party off campus, several miles away. We were tanked within an hour or two. Then we were told we were responsible for getting ourselves…

I'm Team Tammy in this whole divorce, but I'm side eying her on the whole "maintaining a lifestyle" thing. No one has the "right" to a certain lifestyle. Crappy things happen to regular people everyday, and we learn to adjust our lifestyles unless we want to figure out how to make a condo out of cardboard boxes. If…

I've been at my current job for just over 6 years, but am looking to leave. Previous job, 5.5 years. Prior to that, grad school.

He's getting the face he deserves, I see.

Some ladies like it, some don't. Just like some like anal sex, some don't. Not liking something doesn't make you suck, man or woman.

I've never had an interview where I feel it's appropriate to start by asking them questions first. It feels like jumping in and interrupting them. I did have one yesterday, and asked some questions I read here (thanks Lifehacker!) about what their top priority goal was for the job in the coming year, and what they…