I actually laughed out loud and scared my cats at this.

Is Ellen Page available?

This is the Engineering "E" at my University (UBC). This useless cement block undergoes a hilarious amount of graffiti during the year. It usually gets repainted by the engineering fraternity within a couple days because it's a symbol of their cleverness or something. But seriously, someone could make a great album of…

They could have just given in to their new giant lords, and got them that darned shrubbery they wanted.

DISCLAIMER: You may not agree with what I have to say here. What you read may piss you off. I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm so fine with it that I've decided that I won't even challenge what you reply back with. Why? I'm done arguing about this with people. I've heard your views and the reasoning you use to support…

Oh. My. God. He must've fantasized that the whole thing would've played out like Scott Pilgrim. That makes it all the more depressingly hilarious.

They average out with the runway from Fast and Furious 6, so it all works out.

"Smells like Russian heir."—visitors to Ipatiev House, 1918

"Dawn of the Rise of the Larger Group That Came Before the Select Few of the Last Of Us."

I grew up in Buffalo, so I crossed the border a ton as a kid for hockey games and a ton more as an older kid to get drunk... If I could talk my wife into it, we'd probably have already moved to Vancouver because it's an amazing place. I'm fully aware of the size and scope of your country, just not aware of a single…

America is balding and near death and vainly clads its head with a beautiful symbol of youth.

No, we're proud of not being American. Internationally people actually like us.

Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters:

You're so right, we should learn lessons in graceful losing from the US "Second place is the First Loser" of A.

Kinda like that whole "WE SCORED A SOCCER GOAL" thing was 4 years ago...

Dat shot tho!

There is no why. They're Irrational.