If it weren't for the new characters, these would look like scenes from any of the other three. Let us fight in the city, or some remote ruins. Blargh.

First thoughts:

Your outer adult should know better.

I will bet you $10, a bottle of 30 year old scotch, and my place in line to punch Micheal Bay in the face; that this is in fact what will be in the theater .

No shit. My mom always told me you should marry the one you dance to Nick Cave with.

G-Gundam fan?

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

Guys, we won! Land drools, water rules.

Reminds me of this song:

EoE. Definitely went "to far", I think it was the right place for it, but I know this one will be debatable.

Canadian celebrities tend to be level headed. Mainly because no one in Canada cares if you're a celebrity.

I could totally go for his Tintin!

Obligatory:

Infants don't have paragon options.

Reminds me of Island Defense custom map for Warcraft 3. Was a great game, similar concept except you also had to build bases and forage for resources while being hunted by the player-controlled Titan.