Pretty sure she'll respond with a super-effective Low Kick.

Orange juice.

Cool.

Ever the beacon of hope, resilience, and the most useful coping mechanism of all—denial—I continue to believe we'll see legendary shooter sequel Half-Life 3. Someday.

Now that's more like it.

Marty is the closest thing that gaming has had to a John Williams.

minus any bales of hay or annoying beggars or bards

Actually, the first person I thought about was...

Wait, you first see the thing at around 3 seconds of video...

I use a waffle.

Maybe he's, ahem, calibrating your memory?

*looks closer*

Then you might as well just hit yourself.

The stunning realization that that's Haley Joel Osment at 0:22

So I'm guessing that a "Homefront" curse is gonna be a thing now.

Same dude, different localization