Then please enlighten me as to why you still linger here if you are dissatisfied so much.

I'm guessing you missed the "Off-Topic" tag on the article.

As much as I hate to say it, I used to watch Godzilla '98 religiously as a kid and I sure as Hell would still watch it whenever I bump into it on TV no matter how abyssmal it is. Probably one of my true guilty pleasures.

Absolute despair is what I call these two.