You can see the moment when he singlehandedly destroys the souls of everyone in the arena.

He should be in that Pixels movie since he's the human manifestation of the cheating AI in NBA JAM

This is the only scene that I remember.

I dunno... seemed relevant...

I don't understand why Mr. Butthurt in Oregon thinks CarFax should have to give money to someone for a problem that's entirely CAPTCHA's doing, and probably a computer-generated accident at that.

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

When you're in the mid-to-late 30s, 19 years-old is a kid. Hell, 20 years-old is a kid.

Yeah, as the great Mitch Hedberg pointed out: "That dude didn't even get his degree."

Neither of those teams were the Detroit Lions.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

Huh. Doesn't matter if its ballet, gymnastics or tennis, people legitimately get salty when a black woman dominates in "traditionally white sports".

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.