Me, tonight, coming out on the city: Haha, wow that looks awesome, but most of that has got to be skybox. It’s too freaking big.

The PvP mode is called Conclave and it runs on a basically separate system. You can’t take any warframe into it, it needs a version of it balanced for that mode before it is allowed, and there are separate upgrades entirely for that.

PvP exists, but it uses completely different rules. All the abilities work differently, all the progression is different, etc. Exactly for the reason you said. PvE players are badass space ninjas who can wipe out armies, so they don’t even try to balance that for PvP.

I do too; I’ve been disappointed ever since the first time I got to the director or mission select screen or whatever it was called in D1 and realized that that was the extent of “space travel” in the game. I also realize that this just ain’t gonna happen, bud.

PvP is completely separate game mode, many weapons in the PvE game have a slight vertical progression, and weapon and Warframe modding leads to insane levels of power. In PvP all those mods cannot be installed, every PvP mod has a give and take to keep power levels even, and guns that would normally be a direct…

While there are certainly a lot of things to wrap your head around, if you take things one step at a time, it’s a fairly straight-forward game, especially with a lot of the changes they’ve made over the years. Take player progression for example. Before, you just roamed from around the map without any short-term…

I really want to get into this game but I feel like I’d be completely lost and overwhelmed.

And have their license taken away.

give this guy a raise

I was wondering this too - isn't this evidence when someone crashes or for instance runs stop signs? 

Reckless endangerment is a real charge of criminal misconduct across the land.

We in Georgia already have a law where phones cannot be used except for hands-free applications. I know people who were pulled over for using their phone for not even two seconds.

I’m all for (mostly deservedly) trashing FO76, but this was a good story.

Maybe instead of being thrown into Twitch Jail, people who stream and drive need to be thrown into Real Jail?

In this case, the violin has 3 vaginas, 4 six foot dongs, pumps jizz like a fire truck, 1000 dick-headed tentacles it uses to ravage random large-breasted underaged girls till they explode, and insists the girls are independent strong-willed heroines who are all over the age of 18 and chose this because they’re…

I was a music major in college. Trust me, it gives new meaning to the terms “G string” and “F hole.”

[Plays the world’s smallest cum-stained violin]

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

““Fakku played me like a cum-stained violin.””

I loved the anime as a kid and had no idea there was a Record of Lodoss War game.