He didn’t want to Chang them.

Come on, BOYS! Move it!

Is.....is that the brake booster?

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

Well, that’s a novel solution. Yikes.

Double that for front turn signals that are Amber bulbs in clear housings.

He has 4 kids. Sex is a distant memory.

If one is to do a Dukes of Hazzard tribute with a Jeep, there’s only one vehicle from the show that’s a valid choice.

Since the weight of the child is set so low in these, the center of gravity is deceptively low.

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As an experienced dad of four, I can attest that whatever your are doing that has your charges giddily yelling “FASTER!” and/or “AGAIN!” over and over is probably exactly the right thing to do :)

Seriously, man. Who the hell doesn’t have recalls anymore? I got a 2007 F150 that has no recalls, and I’m not even impressed. I’m just biding my time until Ford eventually issues one...

This made me feel obliged to post the most awesome engine start up video:

Not terribly fast and stands up to neglect quite well.

Let them buy their own car. Or the bike they’re going to use to get to the job after school to pay for that car.

Dem stacks.