Nope... hate cars.

Dear Ralph Gilles,

Jeep Engineer: “Looks at X6-M”

That would pretty much smoke the X5M, no? And probably cost a Miata less.

My brother had a later 2 door Tracker that he used to take mudding every once in a while and would pull people with lifted trucks out of the mud all of the time. On street tires. Without engaging four wheel drive.

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Suzuki Samurai - People in the know love them, but amongst the general public, they’re most often viewed as Barbie Beach Mobiles in the same way that the Miata’s a girl’s car or whatever. These and the later incarnation Sidekick/Tracker/Vitara will put Jeeps to shame. My brother had a later 2 door Tracker that he used…

I’m not sure I’m doing this right. haha. Anyway, I had an ‘88 Subaru GL. It certainly wasn’t as extreme as the example below, but, it had a lift kit and knobbly tires. And looked slightly more Mad Maxian because it was rusty and multicolored. It was remarkably competent as an off-roader though. It couldn’t keep up…

The Aixam Mega Track. Tiny car company builds an offroad supercar. Bonkers.

Crown Vic.

Porsche 911

Step 1) Drive a C2V through the desert (which is an unlikely offroad vehicle to begin with!)

Clearly you’ve never had to clean up after a sick child. If it’s not this, it’s gasoline and matches.

Washing your car can net you noticeable MPG increase.

If I wash and wax my vehicle, it will apocalyptically rain/snow/hail within 24 hours.

pissing on faded plastic headlight covers?