I’d say the Catholic church’s position on abortion is pretty strong but the BIBLE’S position on adultery is MUCH MUCH harsher than its position on abortion.

I also get the impression that she thinks she is some sort of conservative heroine for not having an abortion. Honey, you slept with a married man. I’m sure you don’t get any moral high ground.

Me, in response to this headline:

There sure is a lot of sideboob and underbutt for the TEEN Choice Awards. Ugh. And as usual, the girls and women are dressed up while 90 percent of the boys and men look like they’re just out shopping for kitty litter and dog food.

Yeah that’s pretty much the only time it works. Or doesn’t work, but your friend’s situation is a different one. Fear for your life is genuine fear. Fear of having an awkward conversation with your spouse is inexcusably cowardly.

Hey. A dude here. Listen to me: shut the fuck up. Go away. You make things harder for all of us here with this bullshit, men and women alike.

Google Mask Off by Future lol

*while yelling at cloud* I will commit the name “Metro Boomin” to memory once I’ve actually heard 3-4 songs of his that I like and/or he dates a Kardashian, whichever comes first. Because — for reasons science cannot yet explain — details of their lives stick in my brain despite my having only ever watched half an ep…

I’m upset because I’m single for the first time in 16 years and I was looking forward to having ye olde slutty phase.

Remember when Degrassi had the episode where everyone got Gonorrhea because they were giving blow jobs in the ravine? I think we need more “special episodes” like this on TV shows for young people.

It may be a distraction to you, but TERFs were instrumental in the late 80s and early 90s in getting coverage for trans-related medical care removed from most insurance plans. Trust me, trans folks don’t need your guidance to know what’s a legit threat and what isn’t.

Alright. lets try this again for some reason.

O’Dowd: “Jessica, I really like you.”

Regina King is a national treasure. However, this movie stars Regina Hall.

My ‘dance around the apartment’ list right now is Jessy Lanza - “VV Violence” (+ the rest of that excellent album), Jelleestone - “Money”, Broken Social Scene - “Halfway Home” and Drake - “Passionfruit”. Feeling very CanCon today!!

Lorde needs to shut the hell up about Taylor Swift already. Every time she talks about it, she has to issue a follow up statement clarifying her original statement. Hasn’t her publicist taught her to say “I’m not going to talk about this anymore?”

That was a nice thing to say. They aren’t my cup of tea but I’m glad you like them. Everyone needs someone they think rocks.

I can’t get over Taylor and Adele being around the same age anymore than I can’t get over GWB and Cheney only being a few years apart when they acted more like son and dad respectively.

I think Chyna needs to give lessons on whatever it is she’s doing to get all these men so stupid about her. I’d pay to know those secrets!