I’m telling you, January 1, 2016 was the day our world took a sharp veer into a parallel hell-universe. God forbid what 2017 will do to us.

DEAR GOD ABOVE!

You know how some people don’t give a flying fuck when some terrible disaster kills countless humans, but will cry like it’s the end of the world if a dog gets hurt? Usually with the excuse “people can defend themselves, dogs can’t” as if people could actually defend themselves from getting shot on sight or buried…

It’s so amazing that you and your dog never encounter an emergency pharmacy run or another other of life’s small inconveniences when you’re together. Not all of us responsible pet owners have that luxury. Sometimes shit happens and Fido isn’t going to die from spending 5 minutes in the car with the windows cracked. It…

Seriously! Like, someone handing you their phone to see one picture is not a license to look through the ENTIRE phone. I thought that was common sense.

While snooping in my parents bedroom I found a novelty PORCELAIN dildo painted to look like a Santa Claus. I still cannot wrap my brain around it.

Yes, that’s a little weird.

When you see that this isn’t weird because you’re white is when we’ll have made it.

I refuse to believe Rhea Pearlman’s daughter would put up with Dunham. But you are sadly right and another example of why Dunham annoys me, she didn’t do anything but be born on third base.

How many quirky/kicky/hipster-approved couples did Lena go through before landing on Pearlman and Devito?

I’m curious to know what Laura Jane Grace thinks. It sounds like the two of them didn’t have the most amiable divorce so this kinda reads like Heather is trying to make herself look better by being Laura Jane’s defender-especially since there is some question as to whether or not she was cheating with the guy she was…

You know... I’m just disappointed. If anyone could spearhead a subversive move like that (with editorial support) it’s Laura. What a BAMF way to get around the rigid gender binary.

Rolling Stone,or it’s photo editor, clearly don’t think she’s a woman. The writer wanted to turn her into some transgender sob story. That’s pretty passive/agressive of them.

Wait, but what does Laura Jane Grace think? Isn’t her opinion the more important one?

He’s a racist who wanted nothing more than to be black, has received local NAACP awards and has a black son. He can do die in a Faygo plant explosion for all I care. He’s an embarrassment to Metro Detroit, which has a lot to be embarrassed about.

I read her regularly. And I refuse to sign onto the “standards” bullshit. Only allowing her the name of her husband? We don’t have to like it but she has a succesful show and is well known.

Except he thinks I’m a shit head because I won’t repeat and anthem that lies about my ancestors or a sing a song that disses my ancestry.

Fuck him. Natives have every fucking right to be pissed at the US.
Black people have every. fucking. right to be pissed at the US.
Just cause he’s a white boy, who got famous for…

Seriously. It’s not like Kim ever drowned any puppies or molested kids. You are a gossip columnist, and Kimmy gives good gossip.

So? It’s ridiculous and petty.

The not naming Kanye’s wife thing is douchey as fuck. You gossip for a living. This isn’t a high horse you get to have.