Uh, no you won’t, LOSERS.

BIG SEX BOUGHT THE VOTES!

Yeah, but if you have a live-in sex partner, you can strike off all but one of those (and maybe that one too, depending on how you’re defining “human interaction”).

you’re having sex wrong then, pal.

only us cool kids like sex, unlike you nerds out there

As a member of #TeamSex2015, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who voted for the only correct choice.

That woman is a god damn hero.

Seriously, she's a national treasure.

The fucking greatest.

sex: it's like netflix, but if you do it for an hour you don't feel like you wasted an entire day.

I'm approaching this from a "what would I be devastated if I could never do again" perspective rather than a "what do I do most often" perspective and I encourage you all to do the same. Do I binge watch more often than I sex? Yes. But, if sex went away forever my life would be worse. If binge watching went away…

One does not simply get out

You motherfuckers better not vote Netflix over sex. If you do, you deserve to die alone and sexless, rotting away to the flickering blue light of your TV as it plays an endless loop of hot streaming garbage, while your dog eats your toes. May it takes MONTHS for your neighbors to find your body!

my Netflix box in my heart is totally full but the sex box could be MUCH fuller.

That was my night last night. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and coitus.

I used to enjoy memes until I took an arrow in the knee.

What if it came down to Netflix vs. binge watching? Can one really exist without the other???

It's ironic how that works, because most of the people that have criticized my lack of interest in children seemed to have had them for selfish reasons: "What happens when you're old? Who'll take care of you?/Don't you want a mini-version of yourself?". My mother has even started hinting that she wanted grandchildren…