“If you don’t like your job, you can always move to a small town and accept less money”

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Joule thief!

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

If you’re white it’s called “calling 911 then shrugging when people get killed.”

Normal people shouldn’t have to worry about where they can take their child because a moronic super-minority has decided they know better than the entire rest of the world. 

Yeah this culture of conviction by allegation is really troubling, what with all those tens of thousands of men currently sitting in prison based on nothing but a mere allegation of sexual assault!

Found the butthurt Trump lover.

I got a really uneasy feeling when he called them “degenerate Comcast”. I don’t like being on the same side as Trump in an opinion.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

As they’ve already established that it won’t do anything to people over 25, this does nothing to stop people over that age from being in the same place.

WOW!!! sicko lib @Talgrath supports BANNING OUR TROOPS!!! @realDonaldTrump when will you put an end to this sir!!! MAGA

If you want them to stop writing about The View, I suggest you click on all related articles and immediately engage with the content

I fucking hate the Eagles.

To me, watching candidates struggle through phrases felt like waiting for a stranger on the street to stop talking so I could say, “Bob, I speak English.”

Or according to Fox News:

You’re pretending like the two genders already exist on a level playing field. In a patriarchal society, that just isn’t true.

Because men are trash.

“Although the virus does not infect the digestive system, I am still conducting research on a potential therapy for emergency situations that involves someone slapping the shit out of racists.”

Making fun of Trump’s dick after he publicly bragged about being huge, is much different than junk- shaming normal guys. I don’t think any of us thought you were being malicious. Except to Trump, and he deserves it.