You know, I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump isn’t as great of a person as he says he is.

I find this whole story hard to swallow.

they stole luxury sunglasses worth hundreds of dollars from a Luis Vitton store....if they did it wouldn’t be some huge miscarriage of justice.

Presidents just don’t understand

“Willenium”

The only way to respond to these motherfuckers

Election fraud is a non-starter. I believe you meant voter suppression.

Please. Out of respect for the victims and their families, don’t make this political with your facts.

Fuck your priorities

Brace yourself. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

“Slavery is only terrible by TODAY’S standards! You can’t judge it by modern morality, because nobody felt as though there was anything wrong with it back then.”

I’m guessing that, you know, the millions of SLAVES probably didn’t think it was hunky-dory, even back then.

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

White lives matter?

A word, if I may.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

You ain’t never lied.

For Trump and this entire administration until the rest of time:

If you can be “owned” by a fifth grader, as an adult whose entire job it is to be prepared, you need to re-examine your life choices.

I grew up in Vermillion, which is in the only non-reservation county in South Dakota to vote progressive. The university was an oxygen feed of culture that made living in the state bearable. But even so, we certainly weren’t exempt from the racism that plagues the rest of the state. South Dakota exemplifies the worst…