I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

The 1993 Dodge Ram... The last truck that was purchased exclusively by people who truly needed a truck for doing truck things.

All I could think of while reading these texts:

loved this

Please tell me the top pic is a PS job. Please.

A goat on a navy cruiser? Surely you’re kidding us.

Nah, not filled with... It is cocaine.

I prefer it in its wagon form. Bugeye till I die!

It’s ugly but it looks futuristic as hell. Whenever I see one of these I see tons of people staring at it, either in disgust or wonder.

I like this suggestion; this is Jalopnik, though, so I’ll counter with the SHO in wagon form.

Early mock up of the sponsor shirt design.

Man...you really customized that one.

Yeah, because people who want to see Paul Blart are going to read these reviews and be like, whaaaaaa? Not as good as the book?

This explains everything.

Actually, I think we call them "internships".