Found this last night, knew it would come in handy one day, but certainly not this quickly.

Is it wrong that back in my forklift operator days I used to harbor dark thoughts of driving a forklift onto a car lot and seeing just how high I could stack new Cadillacs?

No.

To die for safety is to die a noble death. They'll have to erect a monument to those who so nobly died along that stretch of road in the name of safety. That means setting up a construction zone... Better break out the LRAD.

wait. which time?

I predict by 2020 that won't be so funny.

...aaand it's water cooled, now.

10 seconds in I found myself wondering if they'd mention either picklin something or putting a bird on something.

This is the one that gets me. Triumph GT6 next to an Audi TT. The TT is far from a big car, but it still dwarfs the little Triumph :)

Very much overlooked on this car is how remarkable the 4.6L V8 engine is. 608 HP in 4.6L, that's a better power-per-liter ratio than the 458 Speciale. Nobody is talking about that, but it's incredible.

I prefer the Rokon Trailbreaker. Plus you can store extra fuel in the wheels.

I wonder what Otto thinks of Mahna Mahna?

So, are you forcing Otto to watch the entire Muppet Show?

/In before "my 1953 Buick"

Hmmm....

Henry Wolf's entire case was based upon his cock. A 20 month erection, but it turns out that it wouldn't stand up in court!

Man, that is so incredibly dumb. I can't believe he filmed that in portrait.

Points for steering into the roll. Minus points for disappearing into a forest.

This goes very badly for GM.

Two books, bitch. God bless.