He can pry Greenland from our cold dead hands. Sincerely Denmark

Friendly reminder we have enough nuclear weapons (total between everyonel) to kill most of the population of the world. We do not have the power to destroy the world many times over.

Get out of here with your articulate and well reasoned responses this is the internet and Epic are date rapists apparently.

If Icarus wasn't into some weird stuff then why did he have so much wax and feathers just lying around. We know his dad was into dungeons and minotaurs too. It's suspicious.

If it bleeds it leads. Watching him get murdered to death by Sanders and Warren made for good tv.

Holy hell the thumb thumbs from Spy Kids have not aged well.

He did one time in college. Turned out it was actually a sesame seed, so purity preserved.

They don't want anything to change but they know that Trump is bad optics and sometimes might go too far or some bs. They're right up there complaining about the lack of civility with the fascists while kids die in detention camps.

She doesn't even go here

She’s like your dad’s new wife who you won’t call Mom because you’re 32.

As a penis have myself I fully endorse making fun of his tiny, weird dick.

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Cocaine Mitch is at it again. 

Not gonna lie seeing Mayor Bill relentlessly get his metaphorical dick kicked in will be very, very entertaining.

I effing hate that c u next Tuesday, also Jomie Ernst but she did have a great tagline while she was running “I grew up castrating hogs so I know how to cut the pork” 

Thanks for the informative and well written reply on my crappy joke. I appreciate you taking the time to add value to the conversation. 

How can a country whose main cultural export is beautiful boys be so uptight. 

I have relatives who genuinely feel that they are under attack by the "libruls" but I don't recall any of them getting death threats or threats of any sort ever. On the other side I'm supposed to be civil while people threaten to murder me fairly regularly, and I'm a nobody. 

It seemed like he kinda chilled out after having a kid, but He did stop hanging out with the rest of us. Typical dad move.

Good to know,  I'll take a lap of shame.