Holy hell the thumb thumbs from Spy Kids have not aged well.

He did one time in college. Turned out it was actually a sesame seed, so purity preserved.

They don't want anything to change but they know that Trump is bad optics and sometimes might go too far or some bs. They're right up there complaining about the lack of civility with the fascists while kids die in detention camps.

She doesn't even go here

She’s like your dad’s new wife who you won’t call Mom because you’re 32.

As a penis have myself I fully endorse making fun of his tiny, weird dick.

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Cocaine Mitch is at it again. 

Not gonna lie seeing Mayor Bill relentlessly get his metaphorical dick kicked in will be very, very entertaining.

I effing hate that c u next Tuesday, also Jomie Ernst but she did have a great tagline while she was running “I grew up castrating hogs so I know how to cut the pork” 

Thanks for the informative and well written reply on my crappy joke. I appreciate you taking the time to add value to the conversation. 

How can a country whose main cultural export is beautiful boys be so uptight. 

I have relatives who genuinely feel that they are under attack by the "libruls" but I don't recall any of them getting death threats or threats of any sort ever. On the other side I'm supposed to be civil while people threaten to murder me fairly regularly, and I'm a nobody. 

It seemed like he kinda chilled out after having a kid, but He did stop hanging out with the rest of us. Typical dad move.

Good to know,  I'll take a lap of shame.

Buzzwole approves of your sick gains and delicious blood.

As noted below GM owns the trademark of Chevrolet (and enforce it) they don’t seem to claim Chevy. So go nuts as long as you don’t use the bowtie.

As Springtime blooms in NYC, subway riders can expect the return of the C.H.U.D.S as they make their annual migration back to Midtown. Sometimes you can hear their mating calls “Hey Fuck You!” and “The Mets Rule!” echoing in the tunnels as they hop from train to train looking for a female who has just completely given…

Also it's a total witch hunt made up by his enemies,  the libs, Democrats, space lizards, fake news, whatever.

A very thick layer of bronzer