I don’t understand how all these people think that this denial train they try will ever work. “I don’t know these people. Well actually I met them once. Well actually we go golfing every weekend. Well actually we got matching Crime Buddies tattoos, but that’s not illegal and I had no idea about all these crimes. Well…

Such best 

Everyone please calm down. It’s not the appropriate time to discuss gun violence during this committee hearing on gun violence.

Minstrel Shows fell out of public favor by the 20s he had 60 freaking years to catch up. 

Works great in Nebraska they just made slavery illegal

You can’t take the high ground after committing the hate crime against flavor that is Bud Lite Lime.

Those aren't my counterfeit bills. The ones I made are much better quality.

Shoe polish is hard to wash off...

Hi Howard, salt of the earth middle America type here. Please fuck off at your earliest convenience, thanks.

“I’m going to boycott BGS! This is an outrage! I want my money back!” Plays Fallout 76 for 12,000 hours

Yeah they'd at least try to get assaulting an officer even if it wouldn't stick. 

If politics is a popularity contest then explain Ted Cruz. 

Can we just not let the boomers vote?

As someone in the arts, make sure you teach those funklets how to deal with white collar assholes and to fight for their worth. There’s business people everywhere that really like to take advantage of people who will still do the work because they love it or out of a sense of duty to the common good. 

Stick to expensive hot bean water, coffee man.

Whoah there,  biblical liberalism only applies when it fits a certain agenda. Don't be coming in here with all that love thy neighbor bs.

Also we're underestimating just how bad at crime doing these idiots are. 

That must be very exciting for you, remembering a time when you weren't poor and still not being poor today.

I don't care what the monkeys in the zoo have to say either but it's fun to watch them throw crap at each other. 

You underestimate how little Cocaine Mitch cares.