Ikr its a perfectly cromulent word.

Let me tell you about a magical time, it was called the 2000's...

He just thinks a decade is 100 years. A simple mistake from a very, very simple man.

Have your goddamn star.

“I love my country and support the troops which is why I need my guns so I can shoot them when I have to go to war with the gov'ment" 

I get that hash tags can help aggregate information in a crisis situation, but yeah I'm also pretty disturbed that we're using them to keep our mass shooting tweets straight from one another. 

I work 3rd shift in a warehouse as a second job and theres an important little bit that’s getting missed. The PR person mentioned these people are employees that have “been around long enough to know how it really is”. So that means they’re amazon (or whatever logistics company runs the warehouse) employees. They’re…

I’m on board with this. The winga dinga (thanks RCR) crowd just adores these adores these and there are always at least 5 at every classic car show everywhere. 

*than the rest. 

Trump sounds be more worried about directly contradicting himself in testimony, because he does that constantly. 

As a mediocre white man, I'd like to know where I could get some of that confidence.  Do I need money? Should I explain more stuff to women that they already know? Do I need an opinion about the real problems people of color have? Should I drive a Dodge? Asking for a friend.

Unless they're price fixing the drugs

That’s very sad. The TB by me just leaves big bins of unguarded sauce packets by the napkins sometimes just opened boxes on the counter. 

I will give The Honorable Col. Dr. Gorka, PhD Esq. some credit, he stuck to one typeface and used sizing and weight for emphasis. However, he did not do any of that well. Also the real one is a boring slab of uniform text. This is what happens when you can’t get professional creatives to work for you.

So I was at a funeral today when one of my wife’s relatives said in passing, “I’ve decided to become a Nazi. I’m going to join the Nazi party.” This was a 70 something year old woman whose family fled Europe when the Nazis started rounding up Romani people. She’s still proud of her Roma heritage and half the folks at…

Fuck you, got mine, has always been the American way. Middle class white people are just used to getting dinner before getting screwed.

The crazy thing is if he just kept his trap shut and got some competent council he could have actually controlled the narrative somewhat.

This is ridiculous the reptiloids from the inside of the hollow earth would never let a group like this go unchecked. 

Im thinking they just set up the autocorrect on his phone to change lying whore to lovely.

GOP: worried about character assasination