That it’s not about endurance or length but how fast you go with little bit you have and that you finish first and loudly?

Players, put your pinky rings up for the Mooch!

I’ve never been more proud of Yankees fans. *wipes away a single tear*

This will make an amazing musical some day assuming we survive.

Please elaborate on Ollie’s furious grabbing and pearl necklaces, I’ve got to update my LiveJournal.

I’m Ollie North and I’m here to say methylphenidates are to blame in a major way.

*Except Phillipinos.

If our country survives Stupid Watergate it will be very entertaining to watch this all unravel.

I still don’t think he actually wanted to be president until towards the end when everyone on TV was saying he couldn’t win. He was planning on lining his pockets with campaign money and retiring into guest appearances, golfing, and banging pornstars again. He fancies himself a New York wiseguy, but New York wiseguys…

It’s pretty common practice now for artists of a certain level to have resale agreements that give the artist (and usually their rep) a percentage of resale for an amount of time after the first sale to avoid this kind of thing. It does bring all his other work up in value significantly though. So at least there’s…

Donj strikes me as the kind of guy who would be run out of town by a group of plucky teens after he tried to tear down the Rec center to put up a hair gel factory. Or buy the ski lodge and turn it into a luxury resort and only Jake Cool-Ice and his radical band of misfits can stop him.

Peace in the middle east was Jared’s job.

Hey we all put our Lululemons on one leg at a time right.

I’m more shocked that’s three different women. Do I have face blindness or are they trying to form some kind of Becky Voltron.

I hear its pretty fuel efficient, 8 hectares to 1 litre of kerosene.

So the NDA mentions that Daniels has texts and pictures. So definitely an affair that is totally made up but please don’t release the dick pics and sad pleading texts (I’m assuming the texts but I’m sure about the dick pics). They’re so bad at this, like cartoonishly bad. Now I wish someone would press these guys on…

I wonder if Kanye is acting out because he didn’t get the pulitzer.

So New Yorkers, has Giuliani always been like this or did he have a stroke at some point?

R.I.P. Da Mooch, it was a great couple of days.