What do you mean “you people”?

Exhibit A

When faced with the choice between a party that actively does not give a shit about you and one that at least pretends to, who will folks vote for?

I see a fair amount of older used dodges here, but that’s probably because the supply of Pontiacs has dried up.

I think we should be more concerned about his crazy turtle penis.

Poor James Marsden is the male lame bitch. Every single time he’s the better option and every single time he gets dumped or killed or dumped then killed. Why can’t he ever find love.

This seems kinda sudden, I wonder what they’re trying to get out ahead of?

That top pic looks like it was ripped straight from the pages of Tactical Dad magazine. Tan and tan and white sneakers is the spring look.

my dudes

Yeah I did. I wish that I wouldn’t have to.

He’s like a hamster that just pisses everywhere when threatened so predators will leave it alone.

I’m no constitutional scholar, but isn’t he butting up on the 10th ammendment here?

Oh honey...

Call me a biased liberal penis-haver but it may have something to do with treating women like actual people and not needing an instructional chart to find the clitoris.

So is she going for the Baroness look or is this just shorthand for evil white lady?

We all know that the only thing that can stop a crazed politician bend on world domination is a technology ninja.

We’re coming for your Busch and your Skoal! We need a sacrifice for the great Chug-n-Chaw!

Why would you try to make the ultimate video game when Burnout 3 already exists.

If you haven’t experienced the wonders of eating snout to tail you need a good abuelita or bà nội in your life.

I have a relative who was addicted to opioid pain killers and she got her supply by doctor shopping. Who do we execute there? Doctors? Insurance company employees?