Well sexy Waluigi is a kink i didn’t know I had until now, Thanks Kotaku.

That sounds like a challenge

What if, it’s a fake out and it’s actually a Cadillac hybrid halo car. It would compete with the i8 and be like the EXR-V or something. They just made it look corvette-ish to throw us off.

Well some folk will never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll.

My toddlers have more emotional maturity and better impulse control.

 I’d wager more it’s a matter of trying to look more aristocratic. Old money has fine old furniture so we’ll fill our house with old crap to seem cultured and wealthy instead of gauche.

Quick game:

But, they found Jesus and they’re absolved of all the shitty things they did. Who wouldn’t want that.

Orrin Hatch, giving America the Provo Float since 1977.

Whoever, being a covered government person, with the intent to influence, solely on the basis of partisan political affiliation, an employment decision or employment practice of any private entity—

Well sternos were basically free (we had access to literally thousands of them) and so is the lemonade so that’s an enticing proposition to a broke alcoholic.

You were always the drug state. Have you been to Boulder?

I used to work for Aramark. One of the catering delivery guys liked to drink sterno mixed with lemonade. He was one of the better people there that wasn’t a college student. It’s not a great company.

*slow clap*

Why are Brett Michaels and Aaron Carter fighting? That lead picture is confusing.

would this be better

Your dermatologist’s step son, Chet would totally love this. Maybe he’ll get one if he buckles down and passes his pre-meds. He’s actually a good kid at heart, he just needs to learn to focus and get his priorities right.  

purple with Dodgey McDodgeface on the side

Gotta laugh at the the description from Nashville Speed Shop. First top shelf (like the finest cocaine and hookers) and how they state up front how HONEST they are EVERY transaction. That just sounds like alarm bells to me.

side note: love the color of your Z and the BRE air dam and if those are black watanabes you’re one of my new favorite people.